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footsoldier

things that look like sexrelated things but apparently arent

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-lava lamps...lamps or giant hot dildos?

 

-cucumbers...you cant hontly expect me to believe that they naturally look that way. you know at one time they were probably all innocent looking but then some perverted scientist who loved mendel and skonkers had to come along and make it all perverted.

 

-bellybuttons...everyone likes belly buttons,girls pierce em and show em off, theyre kind of a hole but they dont serve any real purpose.

 

yea thats all i could come up with right now...im lookin at a lava lamp and i just thought something had to be said. theyve been looking like big fake dilzniks for long enough. add your own. (obviously)

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Today I was in Walmart and I saw these unfrosted donuts, the centers looked like buttholes and I had a good laugh.

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Originally posted by footsoldier

 

-bellybuttons...everyone likes belly buttons,girls pierce em and show em off, theyre kind of a hole but they dont serve any real purpose.

(obviously)

 

i heard some asian men are able to sex 'em up

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Originally posted by WALE!pd

that butch bitch

 

but...i love her... :o

 

asshole!

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sorry i take back the butch bitch comment i hadnt properly inspected the pic i was expecting one of those short haired old shrews , i mean honestly the vast majority of professional women golfers fit into that category

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Re: Re: womens golf trophies

 

Originally posted by WALE!pd

AAAHHHH AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA that bitch is kissing that large (insert possible material) penis

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Effyoo: pic already been posted, had a whole topic about it.... thanks anyway.

 

Smart: that crack you made on Beardo made me laugh, funny....

 

 

 

And to add to the list..... capri pants.

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in front of my highschool..theres a statue thats up and my mom says it looks like a bunch of gay guys standing around trying to get head from some other guy and they're all turning thier backs away from the girl...

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