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things that look like sexrelated things but apparently arent


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-lava lamps...lamps or giant hot dildos?

 

-cucumbers...you cant hontly expect me to believe that they naturally look that way. you know at one time they were probably all innocent looking but then some perverted scientist who loved mendel and skonkers had to come along and make it all perverted.

 

-bellybuttons...everyone likes belly buttons,girls pierce em and show em off, theyre kind of a hole but they dont serve any real purpose.

 

yea thats all i could come up with right now...im lookin at a lava lamp and i just thought something had to be said. theyve been looking like big fake dilzniks for long enough. add your own. (obviously)

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Guest willy.wonka

in front of my highschool..theres a statue thats up and my mom says it looks like a bunch of gay guys standing around trying to get head from some other guy and they're all turning thier backs away from the girl...

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