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Guest WebsterUno

1 and 1, were having some fun...

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Guest WebsterUno

...in the bedroom all day,

and all of the night!

 

2 and 2..

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Guest --zeSto--

makes for a swinging good time bay-bee !

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Two and two, I took of my shoes,

In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.

3 and 3

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Guest WebsterUno

...she undressed me.

in the bedroom all day, and all of the night.

4 and 4...

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Four and four, we fucked on the floor,

In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.

 

5 and 5...

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actually it's

 

Five and five, I put up her thight,

In the bedroom, all day, and all of the night.

 

6 and 6...

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Guest WebsterUno

...the bitch sucked my dick!

in the bedroom all day, and all of the night.

 

7 and 7...

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Guest WebsterUno

she licked my ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Guest socrates

Can someone explain this too me, all I see is wierd sexual references and then a number combination below it.

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Guest --zeSto--

how about this one kids....

 

Abraham Lincon was a good old man

hoped out the window with his dick in his hand

said excuse me ladies

I'm doing my duty

so pull down your pants and give me some booty

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Guest --zeSto--

mama bear and poppa bear went for a wlk through the forrest

mama bear asked poppa bear

could he eat her porrige

poppa bear said 'shit bitch

you must think I'm sick

now got down here on your knees

and suck this bear-ass dick

 

I have most of them memorized. (not that i'm proud, but we needed something to do in the 5th grade.)

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Guest WebsterUno

*fat girl*

 

***this is old school***

 

 

(It's funky fresh Eazy E) new kid on tha block

And already got a fat girl on my jock

Now my story's kinda simple, so please take a tippo

As I tell you a tale bout this big fat hippo

I was chillin on the ave, drinkin some booze

Saw a fat comin my way, so what was I to do?

I busted a U, went tha other way again

but forgot that tha Avenue was a dead end

I turned around, here she came, stride for stride

funky fat like that, bout two thirty-five

Stampede was rushin, I double looked

and she had more chins than a chinese phonebook

Five foot three ugly as can be, she said

 

[Ron-de-vu]

Hello Eazy E. Do you remember me? (I said no)

Uh-huh yes you do suga

My name is Bertha but you can call me booga

Remember the time when you were drunk at a party

We was slow dancin, give ya all this body

 

[Eazy-E]

When she said that she loved me, I was in shock

Oh my God got a fat girl on my jock

 

[CHORUS:]

[i got a fat girl on my jock] [Fat girl] [Got a fat girl on my jock]

 

She gave me tha grin, I showed tha frown

and with a bare hug picked me off tha ground

Squeezion me tight, atttempted to bug me

Grabbed me by tha rear, said [Love me, hug me!]

I was hell, victim of a scandal

coz this girl's too much for E to handle

Broke tha bee's grip, started to run

Back to tha crib, grabbed tha elephant gun

She's grubbin, thighs rubbin in a hot pursuit

I loaded up tha gun bout ready to shoot

She kept on comin because of addiction

Legs on fire because of friction

My gun broke, now I was doomed

Dropped tha double barrel, grabbed tha harpoon

As I swung, tha fat girl fell

Lyin on tha ave just like a beach whale

That's tha story, it's quite ill

and all fat girls y'all besta chill

All overweight freaks stay off my block

Cause it's eerie to have a fat girl on your jock

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Originally posted by --zeSto--

how about this one kids....

 

Abraham Lincon was a good old man

hoped out the window with his dick in his hand

said excuse me ladies

I'm doing my duty

so pull down your pants and give me some booty

 

dirty nursery rhymes!!!

hahahahahahahah i love it

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Guest --zeSto--

Little mis Muffet

say on a tuffet

with her legs all open wide,

along came a spider

looked up insider her

said 'damn that pussy's wide'

 

Humpty Dumpty fell of the wall

cause the whore of the town was sucking his balls

all the kings horses and all the kings men

couldnt put that fat motherfucker back together again!

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Guest WebsterUno

Little boy blue.

He needed the money.

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