Guest railroadjerk Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 Originally posted by taco bell bomber ask fr8lover..that guy is the king of cheesyness, what a dick head hahaha try these on for size... "hey baby do you have a needle and thread? because im TORN! *flex*" "yo girl, you got an icepack? because im SWOLE *flex*" "girl, were your parents retarded? cuz you special" "your legs tired baby? cuz you been runnin through my mind ALL NIGHT" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FameWhore Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 Guy says: hey check out my new magic watch!!! Girl says: oh cool, what does it do?? Guy says: it tells me things. Girl says: oh cool, what does it say about me?? Guy says: well lets see, its saying your wearing no underwear?! Girls says: yes i am Guy says: oh, must be an hour fast Classic, just classic:D ;) :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 hahahhaha....god im laughing so hard. I hope they dont kick me out of the library. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 your ass looks good in those pants....it would look better in a shallow grave. you walk like you take it in the butt, can I call you? i bet yor daddy taught you real well. I'm too hungover for this shit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted June 23, 2002 Share Posted June 23, 2002 you sick fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoink Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 :lol: :lol: :lol: true indeed!!/ this shit is funny i cant remember any bad pick up lines only the heaven ones.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amItoolate? Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 "THE BEST PICKUP LINE EVER "....infact its the reason im here SUP GURL,.. YOU WANNA GO HALVSIES ON A BASTARD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Originally posted by HomerJayII THAT ACTUALLY BELONGS WITH THE CLASSIC PICKUP LINES. a lot of these do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GOATWHORE Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 "DO YOU HAVE A KEG IN YOUR PANTS,CUZ I WANNA TAP THAT ASS" "FUCK ME IF I'M WRONG,BUT DONT I KNOW YOU?" "IM GLAD I BROUGHT MY LIBRARY CARD,CUZ I BEEN CHECKIN' YOU OUT" "IF MY ASS WAS A FOOTBALL,WOULD YOU KICK IT?WELL HERES THE STEM,BLOW IT UP" "MY NAME IS ELMER J. FUDD,MILLIONAIRE,I HAVE A MANSION AND A YACHT...." "CAN WE WORK OUT TOGETHER?CUZ YOUR THE SHAPE I WANNA BE IN" ALL FOOL PROOF...TRY 'EM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest SPLINTER Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 i once accidentaly use 2 pick up lines together it went like Were your parents cousins?? ...... Cuz your something retarded instead of Were your parents cousins??...... Cuz your something special or Were your parent Retarded?? you get the ida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 Do you work for UPS, cause I coulda sworn I saw you checkin' out my package. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money. I'm not really this tall, I'm sitting on my wallet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted June 24, 2002 Share Posted June 24, 2002 You shouldnt be drinking that. "why not" Becuase your driving me home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 ^^That's good^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ana Posted June 25, 2002 Share Posted June 25, 2002 So I'm photocopying some work stuff Guy comes up "Reproducing eh?....Mind if I help?" This made me laugh but the guy was still a creep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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