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top ten summer "don't"s

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i think i found the first one....do not, by any means, take the cat into the inflatable rubber pool the first day you fill it up. what can i say, i thought she would like it- it was hot out....

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Guest --zeSto--

you may think you can sleep outside...

just becareful about who wakes you up.

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Originally posted by mental invalid

dont mistake posion ivy for someones immature marijane plant stash.....:eek:

 

If you were planning on taking their plants then that's what you get!

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ahhhh, yes quite correct sir....good job grasshopper.....now youll excuse while i smoke my bong....naw im still at the fucking office...dam it....

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Guest platapie

dont rubb honey all over your body before you go to tan. cause no matter what anyone says it is not tanning lotion.

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Guest BROWNer

if you've got a steady, or wifey, and you're at the beach,

make damn sure you bring some shades......................

cuz you're gonna look, and she's gonna see you lookin', and

then you're up shit creek..so you might as well usurp the whole

thing and rock the camoflauge.

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Don't be stupid and think that you won't get sunburnt, wear sun screen.

If you have outside animals, make sure they have lots of water.

Don't drink lemonade from your neighbors stand, I don't care how inviting it looks.

Don't swim at public pools....kid's pee.

 

Hope that helps.

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Guest sneak

for every hour u spend in the sun, dont forget to have at least 3 beers

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Guest platapie

yes dirty habit is right. dont lock your animals in the car. shit gtes hto and they die very quick like. give some love to the animals.:idea:

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^^^^

 

naw, i think that is a summer do, hair grows back. most writers look stupid anyway

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especially with skin peeling off the top of your head, talk about a split wig. Your hair is up there for a reason.

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