Abracadabra Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 my first sexual experience was drunken, un-coordinated, and finished rather quickly. thankfully things got better as time went by. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TEE_rase_war Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 Originally posted by ASER1NE my first time was with bens mom HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA :D :mad: :mad: :D you bastard, so was mine...goodthing I shotty'd asshole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DETO Posted May 16, 2002 Author Share Posted May 16, 2002 Originally posted by WhenOne did you ever blow bubbles when you were a kid? oh yea? cause hes back in town and wants your new number :lol: :lol: THATS A CLASSIC GOTTA LOVE IT :lol: :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted May 16, 2002 Share Posted May 16, 2002 i shotty'd grill piece and ear cavity so its all good player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 Originally posted by shameless self promotion Go get em killer.:D I made out with my ex girlfriend last night when she was drunk as shit.... And i was the designated driver. (its cool when you dont have a car, cause people give you theirs to use...) im rambling.i suck.:D Shameless first the similarities in kicks and now this! im beginning to like you!! I had an ex and saw her at a club, she was wasted, so i offered to drive her home. I got a little action on the drive home. It was fun!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 http://ltpwww.gsfc.nasa.gov/globe/images/search5.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
E-DubleSkilZ Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 Originally posted by T.T Boy hahah, thats so true. but in my case, ive been with a few models here and there. its wierd seeing a girl youve been with on a billboard. yeah right....shut up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 if you want my first you will have to search for that pimp story. but moving on to my second. this ones not so pimp. this was the first time i was going to make love, i was so into this girl too. we were at my parents in my room and my parents were asleep(not exactly a romatic setting for first time love making). so anyways we agree to 'do it', i strapped up, touch my dick to her wet lips and BAMM! , I came before even getting in!!! what? oh man. but I played it cool and said 'Honey, I'm too nervous with my parents upstairs'. So she never knew. And nobody else has to this day.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 im a loser and im prolly not gonna have sex for the next 13 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HAL Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 http://www.topthemes.com/animesncartoons/ninjaturtleslogo.jpg'> Heroes in a half shell. Turtle Power!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- im a loser and im prolly not gonna have sex for the next 13 years i find it interesting that you dont consider forced sex with little boys to be TRUE sex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 Originally posted by Santa Claus i find it interesting that you dont consider forced sex with little boys to be TRUE sex. naw, i dont consider that true sex, its kinda one-sided and loveless dont ya think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 not if yr imagination is REALLY good. the screaming means "i love you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest -MOE LESTER- Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 really? i hear mostly "stop touching my buttocks" or "so when do i get that candy you were talking about" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 Originally posted by -MOE LESTER- "so when do i get that candy you were talking about" i got yr candy RIGHT here, *zzzzzzzip* YOWZAS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonik3000 Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 Whenever I hear Three Days, Then She Did, and Of Course by Jane's Addiction, I always smile.... those were happy days. I took some great mental pictures that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 Ladie and Gentelmen, Gather round..... for i have a fairyfuckingtale to tell. March 31st, 2000. It was my Junior prom. The all american lose your big V on prom night type shit. But it was great. Me and my boyfriend have been going out for a while, and it was also our 8th month anniversary. I was 16. So, after prom... we got some champane and coronas... and headed to our honey moon suite at the Maui Marriot hotel, in our silver mustang convertable. We hurried into our rooms, locked all the doors..... and I light some strawberry cream scented inscents, and white vanilla candles. He layed down on ONE of our beds... (we had two in the room)... in his sexy ass tux and all... and me in my midevil styled prom dress. We got naked, and did it from 11p.m to 8 in the morn. We did a count of 12 times the whole nite/morning. (both our first times.. so it hurt a bit for me, so I said "KEEP DOING IT TILL IT FEELS GOOD, FUCKER" well yeah sorta) In between our dozen counts of boot knocking, we enjoyed our alcahol, and blazed up the best maui wowwie i have ever tasted in my life. Not to mention the shower and tub was put to great use also, and so was both beds. In the morning, we woke up... smiled.... kissed, went to the balcony, and looked at the beautiful ocean....... packed our shit up... and went to toni romas and ate steak, ribs, shrimp, and got buzzed on margaritas. Ahh, yes. It was fucking great. THE END :: PUKE :: YAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Santa Claus Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 that reminds me of a life i will never live. *sigh*....toni romas??? the life of royalty...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fizm Posted May 17, 2002 Share Posted May 17, 2002 i need sex tips. i am bad in bed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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