swif1 Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 yeah, my friend found a dirty ass dick at the parking lot at a restaurant while he was sweeping the parkinglot. no testicles on it though. it's dirty from being rolled on the ground. my other friend had an idea...so i placed it underneath the windshield wiper of a car. then rubbed some chocolate on the head. my friend knows the girl...(he also works there)...he thinks she's annoying. so anyway, i dont know...too bad i can't be around her when she shes it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Carl Carlson Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 My friend used to take his girls dildo, tie it to the bottom of his leg so some of it's showing, then go ride his motorcycle around and hope for lot's of redlights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ledzep Posted April 25, 2002 Share Posted April 25, 2002 :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted April 25, 2002 Author Share Posted April 25, 2002 Originally posted by Carl Carlson My friend used to take his girls dildo, tie it to the bottom of his leg so some of it's showing, then go ride his motorcycle around and hope for lot's of redlights. haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest platapie Posted April 26, 2002 Share Posted April 26, 2002 you should have put the dildo in her muffler and tape it shut. when she takes the tape off to find a dildo. oooh yes the laughter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DirtySanchez Posted April 29, 2002 Share Posted April 29, 2002 my friends sister had a huge double headed dildo in her pantie drawer. we would take it out and chase her around the house with it. we never did catch her........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted April 29, 2002 Share Posted April 29, 2002 my buddies aunt (who he lived with) had a whole box full of dildos and such, needless to say there were many drunk oven mitt protected dildo sword fights on the reg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted April 29, 2002 Share Posted April 29, 2002 I remember a few years ago a friend and I found an orange dildo in her grandma's closet. Even senior citizens need some lovin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted April 29, 2002 Share Posted April 29, 2002 i remember a day, me and a friend were rummaging though his mom's room for adderal and loot...and he came across his mother's unusually large dildo (for an unusually large women), lubricants, and dildo cleaning shit. man you shoulda seen his face, definately a classic kodak moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
el barto Posted April 29, 2002 Share Posted April 29, 2002 dvda? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted April 29, 2002 Share Posted April 29, 2002 Originally posted by dai man you shoulda seen his face, definately a classic kodak moment. i bet it was. there cant be a more stomach turning find than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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