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swif1

dildo w/no balls + mini chocolate covered doughnuts = ?

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yeah, my friend found a dirty ass dick at the parking lot at a restaurant while he was sweeping the parkinglot.

 

no testicles on it though.

 

it's dirty from being rolled on the ground.

 

my other friend had an idea...so i placed it underneath the windshield wiper of a car.

 

then rubbed some chocolate on the head.

 

my friend knows the girl...(he also works there)...he thinks she's annoying.

 

so anyway, i dont know...too bad i can't be around her when she shes it.

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Guest Carl Carlson

My friend used to take his girls dildo, tie it to the bottom of his leg so some of it's showing, then go ride his motorcycle around and hope for lot's of redlights.

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Originally posted by Carl Carlson

My friend used to take his girls dildo, tie it to the bottom of his leg so some of it's showing, then go ride his motorcycle around and hope for lot's of redlights.

 

haha

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Guest platapie

you should have put the dildo in her muffler and tape it shut. when she takes the tape off to find a dildo. oooh yes the laughter.

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my friends sister had a huge double headed dildo in her pantie drawer. we would take it out and chase her around the house with it.

 

we never did catch her........

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my buddies aunt (who he lived with) had a whole box full of dildos and such, needless to say there were many drunk oven mitt protected dildo sword fights on the reg.

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I remember a few years ago a friend and I found an orange dildo in her grandma's closet. Even senior citizens need some lovin'.

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i remember a day, me and a friend were rummaging though his mom's room for adderal and loot...and he came across his mother's unusually large dildo (for an unusually large women), lubricants, and dildo cleaning shit. man you shoulda seen his face, definately a classic kodak moment.

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Originally posted by dai

man you shoulda seen his face, definately a classic kodak moment.

 

i bet it was. there cant be a more stomach turning find than that

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