MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Paying for friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Listen to Dead Kennedys' "Terminal Preppy". Nuff said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Originally posted by Comp calling each other bro the only number they can remember is how much they can bench or how many beers they can put away, but they often get these numbers confused. watching porn together and then calling a guy who drives a jetta "gay" carpenter jeans with frayed bottoms hawaii puka shell necklace hat that was purchased with a frayed bill visors hawaiian shirts with a wife beater underneath cargo shorts with too many pockets saying "what what" while raising their hands in the air repetetive use of the word faggot conditionless love for xbox and the game "halo" really skinny sideburns I think you nailed everything I was going to say. Lets add a couple more. -Tight, shiny shirts that show off their "guns" -Walking like they just got off of a horse -Answering the phone with a voice that is two octaves lower than the way they normally talk -Opening a door and walking through before any ladies -Picking fights over the dumbest shit (i.e. "What the fuck are you looking at you skinny prick? You want a piece of this? Lets go!") -Starting a "band" to get chicks but the closest thing to a gig they even try to get is a jam session at their frat house Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alkaline Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 -"adjusting" themselves while they are talking to a woman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilau Hands Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 wow, i apply to a lot of that list could i be a brother and not know it? damnit! it's the not knowing that kills you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted March 27, 2002 Author Share Posted March 27, 2002 sup brah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eros Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 Originally posted by DEADONE wont date girls over 18!! its a rarity that I will laugh at something that I read on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bumdigger Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 someone needs to post that pic of the fratguy with "GAY" in the background. you know what i'm talk'n about. - use "tan in a can" or go tanning(fags) - wear tight shirts (fags) - kegs of cheap light beer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 http://freephoto-i.net/users/beardo/bro2copy.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bumdigger Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 haha.. yeah that's the ticket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vinyl junkie Posted March 27, 2002 Share Posted March 27, 2002 aww... poor fratboy got beat up... haven't seen that one yet, nice job... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cool ra-ul Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 i hate 60's stang drivin soc's. those sob's stabbed ponyboy and daly beat me for it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 Always wearing their frat shirt with the Greek letters. lambda lambda lambda, Omega mu, alpha beta, pi.. Hey Chet, did you slip er a rufie brah? Rightous! I got seconds, brah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest whoami Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 ... -Singing fucking cumbaiya in a circle -Think Sum41 is the shit -Wear Gat Shirts when feeling "Down" -They're all better at soccer than me -Bang stupid chicks (so would I) -Got tatoos of the Hardcore Ice T letters across their back.... -rah fagotz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 Try to look like surfers but have never even been on a boogie board. Hurley Oakleys Always have money but never work ala parents bank account. Always up on the newest trend and act like they have been down for years and the second something new comes around they drop it like its hot and go to the new thing and repeat the cycle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcia_vega Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 they make racist comments about black people yet listen to commercial rap and have much respect for nelly. they play intense games of ultimate frisbee at the beach and kick sand all over people without apologizing they read maxim and try out the tips on getting women they have nicknames like "schmitty" "mackie" "e-dog" or they call each other by their last name "hey moorhouse" "hey o' conner" they look like ben affleck they try to charge you 5$ for a plastic cup to drink from their barrell of piss warm budwieser if they see you wearing skateboard clothing they talk to you about tony hawk and the 900 they get one of the following tattoos: 1. tribal band 2. barbed wire band 3. tribal sun 4. greek letters 5. chinese characters for...a)strength b)courage c)freedom d)more than one of the above if they see you skateboarding, they will ask you to do a "mctwist" a "360", or say "jump those stairs" or they will ask to try your board. they spell lacrosse LAX they show up at parties where they're the only frat guys there and think that everyone else is a fag but them they have been to a creed concert. they feel the need to talk about how drunk or high they are when they get drunk and high. "bro--i am so smashed!" they drive drunk, get pulled over, and somehow don't get in any trouble. they have a bruce lee poster in their room and hate asian people. they have blacklights in their rooms they have flat screen tv's they give you way more details than you want to hear about their sex lives. they go to cancun on spring break they own all the girls gone wild videos they go to dollar draft nights and watch baseball games they have pool tables at their house they have made a porno with a drunk girl and brag about it and show it to people they have jewelry which includes gold rope chains with crosses or sliver bling bling herring bone chains to wear with the turtle neck sweaters they go to strip bars and get in trouble for touching boobs and ass they go to tijuana and montreal specifically because you can touch the strippers boobs and asses in those cities they order appetizer combo plates with onion rings, mozzeralla sticks, waffle fries, and chicken tenders. and pitchers of beer. they play foosball they have really expensive mountain bikes and snowboards that they don't use. they have an autographed picture of themself with either troy aikman, nolan ryan, micheal jordan, or rob thomas from matchbox 20 they hate hippies except for the one hippy guy they know who sells weed to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest railroadjerk Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 ill vouch for the last name thing, those dudes do that religiously... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted March 28, 2002 Author Share Posted March 28, 2002 Originally posted by garcia_vega they look like ben affleck holy shit.:eek: i knew it was true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted March 28, 2002 Author Share Posted March 28, 2002 garcia vega..... the #1 fratmaster. that list was superb, vega! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Fonz Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 more beer shitty weed trying to use wrestling moves in a streetfight closet homosexualtiy beer calling each other boss bark louder than thier bite sunglasses @ night taking your shirt off in a fight northface, northface, northface (paid for!!) never, ever, under any circumstance drive with a shirt on in the summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted March 28, 2002 Share Posted March 28, 2002 damn Vega that was the best fratboy list ever... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 They go on shows like: -Price is Right, and sport thier frat sweaters. and the following: Blind Date The Fifth Wheel Dismissed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest seno.oner Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 no, names like thad and biff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted March 29, 2002 Author Share Posted March 29, 2002 Im gonna be on elimidate. No joke. Be watchin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted March 29, 2002 Author Share Posted March 29, 2002 dude, do NOT diss golf OR tennis. youve been warned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest professor poopatronic Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 they have user names like professor poopatronic and popgunwar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted March 29, 2002 Author Share Posted March 29, 2002 sup brah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted March 29, 2002 Author Share Posted March 29, 2002 Originally posted by cmeup XTREME PUTT-PUTT? :lol: work with me here... putt putt is fuckin rad. it is extreme when you sneak in at 3 am piss drunk with 6 frat bro's and start beating up all of the alligator statues. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeyLawrence Posted March 29, 2002 Author Share Posted March 29, 2002 -curly hair poppin out underneath your lacrosse hat. -wearing flipflops to class when you are completely hungover and you are still scratching the skin flakes off you from the freshman girl you fucked 4 hours earlier. -getting in a fistfight in mcdonalds with some fuckin thug bitches who were talkin shit about the brotherhood. -working at abercrombie and fitch. -when no amount of cologne will cover up the alcohol thats ventilating out of your pores. -ben and jerrys icecream binges on sunday morning. -cowtipping. -pantagonia fleeces. -"uppertankers" at rival frat parties. -suede newbalances. -visors. -watching porn while talking about rugby while eating potato chips. -protein shakes. -if your life was like varsity blues in highschool, chances are that you are in a frat now. -hot sisters. -scoring with milfs during snowboarding trips at your friends moms cabin. -lawnchairs on the roof. -sitting on your frat house balcony and throwing water balloons at kids walking by on winter days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cutelocal Posted March 29, 2002 Share Posted March 29, 2002 you guys just described MTV spring break :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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