RAGSOE Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 damn, are you serious when? i've miss-calculated a stroke, came flying out and rammed right up against some taint, came close. how's you pull that one off?.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Intangible Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Ive exceeded my post limit for tonight...im almost at that big 5000...whoa crazy...didnt even notice... Late NO's peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 later... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RAGSOE Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 need to catch up on sleep myself, i'm pot. later n-o's.... *edit* damn, i meant i'm out. fruedian slip for sheezel, that shits hilarious... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by ragsoe505 damn, are you serious when? i've miss-calculated a stroke, came flying out and rammed right up against some taint, came close. how's you pull that one off?.... dead serious, im actually feeling sick to my stomach remembering it. it was much in the same manner as your experience... so me and homegirl are getting our friction on, im getting tired of doing all the pumping so i tell her to get on top (bad idea), she starts off nice and slow, then starts building up some pumping speed, shes just about at her 'O' so she starts to go buck fucking wild, almost my whole dick is coming out of her on each stroke, but its feeling nice so i let it slide. then it happened, my junk comes out of her by an inch or two and i dont have time to react before she comes back down on my junk as its aimed right into her taint. i heard a pop, and then i blacked out. i woke up to so much pain i thought i was going to cry, i called her a few choice words as she gather me a pair of shorts to put on so i could go to the hospital. she drove me there and i saw a doctor, my junk was bruised up and swollen for a few weeks afterward and it hurt like a motherfucker to pee, sit and anything else. after the bruising went away i would get hardons but my junk would just lay there instead of pointing away from my body, it was kinda cool cause it would just hang there fully erect and it would look like i had a giant dick, that problem went away in a few months though (sadly) so let this be a lesson to you kids, dont ever ever ever ever let a girl get on top unless you trust the bitch not to break you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 When m and my ex first got together she would ride that shit like there was no tomorrow and i would hear a cracking sound out of the base of my schlong. It sounded like cracking knuckles. It never hurt but it but it always caused the old: Stop: "are you ok?" I would always think that it was my place to ask her that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo It sounded like cracking knuckles. It never hurt but it but it always caused the old: Stop: "are you ok?" back in the day i was able to 'crack' my dick it was funny up until the incident mentioned above bleh im getting sick to my stomach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 If thats a warning, I'm not gonna stop girlfriend from getting off. Crack that shit! Ride me like there's no tomorrow! Until it happens, go for it girl. (Knock on wood) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 GRRRRRR I FUKN HATE WORK! :hatred: :heated: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by effyoo Crack that shit! Ride me like there's no tomorrow! Until it happens, go for it girl. best of luck to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by krie GRRRRRR I FUKN HATE WORK! i love my job :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 i been giving many compaines resumes in hope for my job which i wanna do. lets hope i get a reply and i get a job :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eseLokE1uno Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 well i had to post this somewhere:o Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 you just have to get your name out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eseLokE1uno Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 what better way to start this page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by eseLokE1uno well i had to post this somewhere:o post whot ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 i need some gold bond my nuts itch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eseLokE1uno Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 http://www.citypaper.net/earshot/earshot.0397/art/mb.gold.bond.GIF'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 haha has anyone heard the song called Group X - I Just Want (Bang Bang Bang) its the funniest song, some arabian guy singing "i dont want to know your name , i just want bang bang bang!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eseLokE1uno Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 theres so many songs like that they have really lost a lot of humor, i prefer ABBA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 when i first heard the song, i first pictured this little asian guy singing it. i thought it was funny, but its getting old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by krie haha has anyone heard the song called Group X - I Just Want (Bang Bang Bang) its the funniest song, some arabian guy singing "i dont want to know your name , i just want bang bang bang!" hey i unleashed that song and flash movie to 12oz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by eseLokE1uno i prefer ABBA the only excuse for this is if youre over 35 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eseLokE1uno Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 or if yous a straight up gangsta like me http://www.roadhogs.net/laflamme/iabd/IABDimages/abba.jpg'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 i dont think i could ever consider abba 'gangsta' blar thats just not right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 http://home.maine.rr.com/lila1/clip12.gif'> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 ^^ wot the hell kingbling ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aichs47 Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 REP WHERE YOU FROM BITCHES Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by aichs47 REP WHERE YOU FROM BITCHES what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted March 12, 2003 Share Posted March 12, 2003 Originally posted by When what? i didn't hear anything? almost 7k when! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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