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Cracked Ass

Waiting around to get hungry

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I love eating. I want to eat right now but I'm not hungry. So I'm waiting around, killing time on the computer, trying to get hungry.

I'm glad I don't have any real problems.

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get the munchies

 

when i wanna eat and i'm not hungry, i either grab my sketchbook and bust for a little while, or i call my friends to smoke weed...then i'm actually hungry!

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Originally posted by suburbian bum

You should spend the time you spend trying to get hungry trying to meet ladies.

 

I checked the fridge and don't see any ladies. Plenty to eat though.

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Originally posted by Cracked Ass

 

I checked the fridge and don't see any ladies. Plenty to eat though.

 

depends what you want to eat :cool:

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Hunger was recently achieved and then destroyed with 3 scrambled eggs with cheddar, corned beef hash, english muffin, tea and donuts for dessert.

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Yeah, that sucks, what I do, or what I did today was make Chinese Dumplings, about 24 of them, so that took like four hours and I got hungry while I was waiting. I like cooking though, almost as much as eating, that could be a problem if you're not like that. On another note, I don't like cooking when I'm full which was why I bothered replying to this: I was thinking about this today.

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Sometimes I think about what it would look like if you could gather in one place all the food you've ever eaten, looking like it did just before consumption. Imagine a stadium full of buffet tables with everything organized by type...crates of shellfish, huge bins of lettuce and onions and carrots and potatoes, wheelbarrowfuls of corn chips and gallons of salsa, five gallon drums of ice cream, a small water tower full of Coca-Cola, kegs of beer and a full bar, thirty thousand cups of tea and coffee, piles of cattle and chickens and pigs, vats of rice and beans, a dump truck full of pasta...

Then I think about the post-consumption picture: a mountain of all the shit you ever shat.

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i dont mind cooking, but i hate doing dishes. consequently im about to have a pj,j, & mayo sandwhich

and a salami with lettuce sandwich.

 

both on generic, 80 cents a loaf white bread.

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im eating some home cooked fudge brownies...microwaved to make them warm and soft, with some vanilla ice cream and a glass of milk....yum...when im waiting to get hungry i got jack off

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Originally posted by Cracked Ass

Sometimes I think about what it would look like if you could gather in one place all the food you've ever eaten, looking like it did just before consumption. Imagine a stadium full of buffet tables with everything organized by type...crates of shellfish, huge bins of lettuce and onions and carrots and potatoes, wheelbarrowfuls of corn chips and gallons of salsa, five gallon drums of ice cream, a small water tower full of Coca-Cola, kegs of beer and a full bar, thirty thousand cups of tea and coffee, piles of cattle and chickens and pigs, vats of rice and beans, a dump truck full of pasta...

Then I think about the post-consumption picture: a mountain of all the shit you ever shat.

 

hmm. . .wherever would i start? probably the sushi bar, it's probably where it all started anyway. i think the animal thing i've eaten most of is cows.

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