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garcia_vega

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i fucking love this show. it's my new favorite show. i'm sure no one else on here likes it but i was just curious if anyone else finds it as entertaining as me. i like when ozzy can't work his remote control and when the dog pisses on the couch and ozzy gets pissed. sorry if there's already been a thread about this, but i just wanted to give props to my new favorite show.

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i werk too much to see the new shows that come out but im sure ill see it soon because they replay them like 18 times a day

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i have a theory that ozzy doesn't even realize that they're filming him. suddenly in the middle on one episode, he's gonna say "what the fuck have all these cameras been doing in my house for the last 3 months?"

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already a post on this, but whatever...

 

the 2nd episode wasnt as funny as the first, it was just ozzy getting mad because the dogs are shitting all over his house

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Originally posted by garcia_vega

i have a theory that ozzy doesn't even realize that they're filming him. suddenly in the middle on one episode, he's gonna say "what the fuck have all these cameras been doing in my house for the last 3 months?"

 

haha! word...

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1st one was pretty funny. didnt catch the second. Ozzy is fucken out there. WHen the cell phone was ringing he didnt even know what it was. He put his ear to the phone to see if it was the thing ringing.

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Ive met his kids. I see them at the clubs in L.A. i dont think Jack has 2 many friends. They get in everywhere cause they are ozzy's kids. They r like 15 getting drunk and shit

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i would give you props if you fucked his daughter...or better yet if yo slipper her some roofies...you would get mad bragging rights if you fucked ozzy's daughter.

 

plus since she's probably crazy she's probably a good fuck

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

i would give you props if you fucked his daughter...or better yet if yo slipper her some roofies...you would get mad bragging rights if you fucked ozzy's daughter.

 

plus since she's probably crazy she's probably a good fuck

 

not a chance since

 

a.she looks like her brother

b.talks about her thong being up her ass and yeast infections

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I'd fuck her just to get to hang with Ozzy. That motherfucker is hilarious.

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i know..and plus you could be hanging out with ozzy and say "Hey Ozz, I fucked your daughter" and his reply would be "I have a daughter?!?..bloody christ!"

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hahaha that family is fuckin hillarious....swearing every other fuckin line. i didnt like it when that fat bitch daughter was talking about her thong...kinda made me quesy...but those dogs are fuckin funny

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

i know..and plus you could be hanging out with ozzy and say "Hey Ozz, I fucked your daughter" and his reply would be "I have a daughter?!?..bloody christ!"

 

:lol: HAHAHAHA!!!!! :lol:

absolutely!

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

you slip her the roofies to keep her from tlaking and you just have to close your eyes and pretend she is someone else.

 

The same could be said for having sex with a goat, i still aint down. Ozzy's pretty hilarious though.

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Originally posted by cmeup

[byou cant even understand there babbaling...

 

 

tease:rolleyes: [/b]

 

I hear what your saying, but I'm not refering to the show.

:idea:

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