Diesu

Another time I had just moved into a new place in which a new kitchen and bathroom had been fitted. I had just got home from work early on the friday feeling pretty good about a fresh new pad and decided to whack off while sitting on the sofa in the front room. There was a knock at the front door and the guy who tiled the bathroom was stood there smirking trying not to laugh saying he'd left some tools in the back garden. He must of had a quick look in the window before knocking and seen me pumping to heaven 🍆

Sat in a local pub 12 hours after dropping acid on a Sunday my mate's were laughing at me tripping balls and basically getting slowly drunk on top of the drugs.. I couldn't stop giggling then one friend started spinning a pool ball on the table, me mesmerised he then slapped it hard across the room which I found hysterical and shat my pants. Realising what i'd done i quickly headed for the bathroom whipped off my boxers and bunged em down behind the toilet all while giggling and having paranoia waves. Went back in the bar thinking i'd got away with it but wearing light Khaki pants everyone had seen the stain 😄.

New toy, toilet roll cardboard 😻

Nah prob just slowly popped out to switch the light on. Never had a genuine experience but talking to people who have I believe they exist 👻

A light just turned on by itself outside my bathroom. Switched it off about 15 minutes ago. It happened once before about 2 years ago, i rationalized it as the switch sticking then slowly popping loose and not a poltergeist.. The cat shows no sign awareness of any immediate spirit activity.. Its 5.53am

'Demeanour?'

Is the clue in the picture? Is it Val's rmacy?

Back from session now, valuable me time while my cat greets me home 😆

12pm GMT at my besties house with his dog on my lap watching England v South Africa test match cricket waiting for him to wake up so we can start another session..

Love drifting off to sleep with music playing dreaming funky dreams. Astro fats. My cat. Any meal that i've made hundreds of times but sometimes its a 10/10. Smooth girls, Bode broads. Football violence. My VW. Fresh wet graffiti. Building houses for a living. Seinfeld. Catching a mellow buzz off Lager. Clean house. All the family.

Gonna have to refer you to page 11 homie

Is that your go?

Great pull 👌

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Joan Wilder!?

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Freeway?

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