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  1. I never said I was cool.
    Caught this one a week or two ago on HBO... It was pretty good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZNk77X_Wxw
  2. I never said I was cool.
    Tim Dog - Fuck Compton http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUoGFU7VnMM
  3. I never said I was cool.
    Not to sound cheesey, but success is the best revenge. Get more shows, get more press, sell more work... Use this incident to motivate yourself.
  4. I never said I was cool.
    Don't fuck around fool, things could get scary...
  5. I never said I was cool.
    ...and not to mention that P. Griff has been warming up by sparing with that man size chicken.
  6. I never said I was cool.
    I'll tell you what's ironic, the fact that Alanis Morrisette has a song titled "Ironic," yet in reality not one of the situations she so cleverly sings about in this song falls under the defintition of the word ironic.
  7. I never said I was cool.
    "Robby The Robot" would use his pinchy claws to tear "Johnny No. 5" apart in less than five minutes, everybody knows this.
  8. I never said I was cool.
    When I was still in school I used to raise my hand and then just rip one when the teacher called my name. It's funny to watch your teacher try and keep from laughing.
  9. I never said I was cool.
    Did you get to sit up front?
  10. I never said I was cool.
    Honestly? Probably because it's a funny sound that comes out of your asshole of all places. To a man The Fart is a joke that will never get old.
  11. I never said I was cool.
    Zero Boy's quote in your signature! Bad ass.... Vicious Circle just might have some of the best bass playing in the history of punk rock...
  12. I never said I was cool.
    Try to hold one in while you're getting a blow job!
  13. I never said I was cool.
    I love when your asshole is kind of itchy, you blast a loud one and the vibration sort of "scrtaches" your ass for you. Anyone else with me?
  14. I never said I was cool.
    If you guys want to talk to me don't bother, it's too late. I'll be in the bath tub slitting my wrists. After that amazingly witty insult how can I ever face the user's of 12oz again? Goodbye cruel world!
  15. I never said I was cool.
    Fuck dude, you got laid once? I'm gonna prop you for that!
  16. I never said I was cool.
    Just start rocking a comb over, people almost never notice.
  17. I never said I was cool.
    Is that fucking Nelson?
  18. I never said I was cool.
    Correct-o-mundo!
  19. I never said I was cool.
    I can't believe that people play in a fake video game band on plastic guitars. Why not just start a real fucking band?
  20. I never said I was cool.
    I hate it when after I bang a girl out, I go into the bathroom to take a piss and it splits into two streams. One hitting the wall and the other hitting the floor, completely missing the toilet all together.
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  22. I never said I was cool.
    Alejandro Jodorowsky's "The Holy Mountain"
  23. I never said I was cool.
    Oh man, I can't believe you just shouted me out, I hope my internet girlfriend doesn't see that, I'll be completely humilated! P.S. If you need me I'll be out here in the real world.
  24. I never said I was cool.
    Eh, it depends... but most of those cars look like cobbled together "rat rod" hunks of junk.
  25. I never said I was cool.
    Water and Pizza? What the fuck... So he paid like $12 for labor on installing a new fence and moaning about it?
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