I never said I was cool.

Ha ha, awesome... Older sisters don't count though, that's her seducing you. Fuck your friend's OLDER sister and he's mad at his sister. Fuck your friends YOUNGER sister and he's mad at you.

If you've never told your best friend about a time that your girlfriend was being a cunt then there's one of three things going on here: 1: You've never had a girlfriend. 2: You're lame and have no friends. 3: You're a liar.

Not at all, I'd fess up if I was (I have no shame). Just seems like a bad idea. You need a buffer between your two worlds. Mixing your social life and your love life provides no balance, no escape. I'm also know that when you're 19 bitches come and bitches go and it's not worth ruining a real friendship over. If it was just some guy you're friends with I'd say go for it... Fuck her on his bed when he's not home. But your best friend? I'd take my best friend over his sister.

No fucking way... They'll be no escape, you get mad at your girl and want to go over your boy's house to vent, well now you can't tell him how his sister's a cunt bag and tried to give you a lousy hand job instead of putting her mouth on it. ...oh guess what? ...and when you go to your best friend's house to do something other than see your girlfriend's annoying face, she'll be already be there.

Think you guys will be married when your thirty? Think you and your friend will still be best friends when you're thirty? Dead that shit now, there's a million girls in the world, but very, Very, VERY few best friends.

Ever wonder why they never take you back to their place?

They also swap the diamond out of your mom's engagement ring when she drops it off for an appraisal.

Here's my favorite, most ironic racist of all time!

That place must have looked like a big toilet bowl once all "those" kids jumped in.

Click here for "Black Metal"

Is that the Dee-Lite road crew?

Ever jerk off into a cup of soda you thought you were done with, then forget and take a sip like a half hour later?

Yeah, instead of taking my belt and beating me with it, they'd take it and all wind up fighting over who's gonna get to wear it.

You gotta freeze them in a block of ice... This way you have some time to think while it's thawing out if you really need purchase that new pair of skinny jeans.

What I hate is that when I was 15 I had to fight off black kids for having a mohawk, wearing tight pants, and a studded belt... and now, um... They all have them (thanks Pharrell).

Sounds like Christmas at my house...

Looks like a real classy operation...

"Why don't you go fuck yourself Tommy?"

That would have been funny if I knew that you didn't think about it for ten minutes, then proof read it twice before you hit "submit." I'll give you points for having heart and giving it a go.

I'm right with you... I would have gotten between cars, climbed on top of the train, and layed down hoping that the faint oder of the shit in my pants didn't give me away.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xaf03z_dating-montage_creation

Don't get mad at me cause you had to adjust your pants after the first five minutes....

All I know is as 47 seconds in some dude shuffles off the train "as cool as ice," fucking amazing.

I know, I had my fists clinched through the entire thing... But it's interesting to see how these dude's try to rationalize their sick behavior (there's not one ounce of validity to their argument what-so-ever). I'm not saying it's going to be anyone's new favorite movie, but it is worth checking out once.

Not sure if this is a re-post, but this one's a classic... It's on youtube, so I've posted each part (there's six total). Part 1 (of 6) Part 2 (of 6) Part 3 (of 6) Part 4 (of 6) Part 5 (of 6) Part 6 (of 6)