I tried to sell a gun at school one day(I wasn't a smart teenager), and only showed this ONE fuckin' kid. Next thing you know mad councelors and the principal were throwing shit all on the hallway floor hittin' my locker up, while I'm peeking out a nearby classroom door. I thought I was fucked, but the old ass school principal accidentally opened up the locker next to mine. I shit you not, one of the luckiest times of my life. They didn't even bother picking all the shit up off the floor and my boy next to me was like "what the fuck" when he got to his locker...
....anyways, yeah. Old boy got pounded up nice the next day.