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Pick up caligula. Get gas. In the hood we have no pin pans. Drive to Reno. We thought we were going to need snow chains because of the storm that occurred the day previous. Caligula had to help me drive because I am a terrible driver, and never drive the freeway. C: Okay you're going to pass this truck and then get back in your lane. B: Ok. C: Ok...you're going to want to go a little faster now-gun it b.fish GUN IT. B I am trying but the cars not going fast enough. C: Get over. B: (gets over) C: (I heard a sigh of relief :)) Good job... B: I am sorry. C: You did a good job. Caligula was such a gentleman about my horrible driving. I know I scared him a couple times the way up there and back. Made it to reno alive. Wait for soulkillers Suki bought me apple juice. Miss the exit to Milks place so we decided to just meet everyone downtown. Took forever to find parking. Walk around. "if I lived here I would be obese." There was a deal everywhere. Awfully delicious. Really packed but very worth it. Suki is that unique one. Biggest little city has false advertising when it comes to wolf shirts. Took pictures here moved along

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear suki can I send you a pm?

I fell in love with Lena lou too!

Sometimes I picture you as Steve carell, but usually your posts are a lot funnier if I picture someone like the dude I posted. edit: Sorry. I cant find the name of the site its originally from...

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I was in the middle of bumfucknowhere, bout the only thing there was casinos and hotels. I am sure that's why they were so expensive. My ma smokes basics (vomitsville) and those where 8 dollars when we were there. Usually they are around the price you said, 6-7 dollars.

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Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear caligula, *sighs of relief. Thank goodness you are coming. -banana drama. ps. I am very sorry but I didnt get around to cleaning my car. It smells terrible. Like cigarettes and clorox. :[

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear invest, Caligula is kind of right. Its a lil lame. Big city mentality little city limitations. We have awesome coffee shops here though. Temple is the best one imo. The one in midtown lets people bring their dogs into the shop and those precious beans just sit there enjoying the attention calmly. It's pretty homely. Also we have a lot of trees planted unnaturally everywhere and the gas stations will remember your brand of cigarettes if you shop there often. Those are some of the few things I enjoy about this place. Sincerely. B.fish Dear caligula, My family is trying to ruin my life. Scaring me with big storm talk. Crossing my fingers- B.fish

I am a smoking snob. edit: When I was in Nevada they were 11 dollars.

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo There are a couple people I would like to emulate effortlessly in order to be master of man's universe: Yoda- Think about that for a second before you go all what the crazy. All of a sudden your buddy is walking with you talking about tacos and then bam these ninjas come out of nowhere. You'd have yoda with you doing all these weird flips and shit at 150 thousand years old. And if your friend talked like yoda...endless source of entertainment. Wisdom and muscle. Two birds and thee uh one stone. Junk lady- I am not one for scaring little kids out of their minds or anything but...I can admit that from time to time it comes in handy. If someone could impersonate this woman Mcdonalds would go out of business. Walmarts would be silent and used condoms could sell on ebay for 5.25. The economy would be in tip top shape within minutes and whoever had the coronas to emulate junk lady would be behind the whole deal. Acquiring currency. To be a super power you must have a presence of FUUU I could break your neck with my pinky... (...) After doing a google search I found out that Popeye has already been taken :[ so- I think I will go for old man Clint Eastwood. After I have mastered manipulating the super power examples above to rule the world (or the small vicinity around me) I think I will need finesse. So...all these years...all the posts you have made that have made you (a well deserved) moderator-I've been there. Copying and pasting reciting and rehearsing (yo no creepy yo) I am almost to the point of making my super power presence known and wiping out Orange county. All thanks to you. <<<----Compliment.

Did you get the package I sent you last month?

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear suki, CHOCOLATE BEER!!! <3 B.fish lover of chocolate. Dear belly, Why are you so fat today? Be better for me tomorrow. I promise to get a gym membership next month -Bear fish

"Stop eating people's old French fries, pigeon! Don't you know you can fly?" http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=114009203

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear cali, Pick up your phone buckeroo. -b.fish

Cleanly shaven and in a suit...how fancy of you IOU.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Suki san, I was thinking that. But...I have a meeting with the clients that I have to run. So I was going to leave my job at noon and if its cool with caligula be there sooner. I am scared to drive at night. :S I cant wait to see you and your lovely pugs!!! Are you working sunday? Maybe if its okay with caligula we can all get breakfast on sunday or something? -B.fish

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear invest, Life has a way of throwing up shit huh? My regards to you sir and the way everything seems to becoming overwhelming. I cosign with suki. I know its cheesy to say, especially in the midst of all that calamity but things will look up for you if you look at all that crap as an opportunity to improve. Struggles can be awesome like that. Give you tough skin and stuff. Wishing you the best- B. fish Ps. RIP your friend. Dear caligula, PM sent- B.fish Dear Marco, That is so very gentleman like of you. :] XTEN. But I will eventually in the future need to have snow chains for something. I'll get them somehow. Thank you though. Oh I got my id...but only it is a temporary. Pictionary partay yeaaah ;]-B.fish Dear DMV, You arent so bad if one comes to your facility an hour and a half earlier than opening time. Got it get it good- B.fish

I was just thinking that. Are they expensive...I am working on living by a budget these days and have little to no money. :[

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear caligula- So now that the weather is being stupid and rainy...do you um think I should buy snow chains? Sincere-B. failed fish

I am going to totally nerd out on all of this kid book stuff. Because I was a total nerd (possibly stll nerdy) when I was a kid and antisocial. So I read a lot. I didnt really like arthur books. But I remember them always being at the doctor's office or at the dentist, or orphanages. When I first came to live with my grandma she had this beauty at her house. When I think about it I actually cant recall her ever really reading a book herself...but she had this and I tried to read it but was too stupid to do so. I just looked at the pictures. She also had this one. I remember liking it because of the nun. My aunt use to read this to me. She and her daughter also use to read these poems to us. Clifford and curious george where teeny kid favs. I always wonder if that saying 'if you give a mouse a cookie' came from this book or not. Kid chapters. If you were the human version of this book you would get ladies all the time. I am a big ol' baby when it comes to charlotte. Louis is bananas for thinking 11-12 year olds can understand this mess. I had to read it again when I was 14 for it to really sink in. Roald dahl was my favorite author growing up so I read most of his books. All of them are great but this one is my favorite. This bad boy made me shed a couple of tears as well. Actually a lot of these books made me get all boo hoo. I was a pretty emotional kid I guess. I also remember really liking pippi and ramona books.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear caligula, I am sick of arnold too. But...even before arnold came about though I think I hated the dmv. It does kinda suck that the employees there lost three work days outta the month. I am sure they are not happy about that. californai dreaming- B.fish Dear tonight, Puncit. Lumpia. And amazing birthday friend. I am excited. Even though a invitation was extended to dude I wont be bringing him along: 1. He eats too much. Dont want to offend the lovely filipino family. 2. Whenever I go back to some place where I was once known as being a snotty teenager or 8 yr old, I feel awkward about going back there as a somewhat adult. Bringing a man friend might make me feel more awkward. 3. Cousins. They are brutally hilarious. I'd like to keep their jokes about me to a min. 4. No distractions. Lumpia takes full concentration. <3 waiting- b. guppie.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Marco, I've never played scattergories...but for some reason I already had the idea that I was going to be hanging out with your little brother. And I am totally cool with that-no creepy. Actually. I've found out that to teenagers...I am not very interesting. They usually go to yawnsville when I start talking and start smoking pot. At least thats what my sister does now. So maybe I should bring pictionary or something. Teenagers like pictionary right? Scrabble? <3 B.fish

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear DMV, EHHHH HEEEEM. So…I drive up to your wonderfully bland uninteresting building this morning at 10 am. Guess what miracle I stumble upon…an empty DMV! ZOMG. WTF. JUMP FOR JOY. Those things come to mind. Than the smarter part of me self gets to remembering all the other gawd awful visits I have had to your unpleasant facility. The beautiful emptiness I witnessed before me had to be a lie. And it was. CLOSED EVERY FIRST SECOND AND THIRD FRIDAY. FFFFF UUUUU DMV. Why are you so miserable. Why do you make people unhappy and smell funny?!! Anyways I didnt come to complain...but to ask a favor. *Deep breath I know how much we both hate each other-but-I would really appreciate it if you did me a solid and had my ID on file. For. I don’t have the time to wait 7-10 business days for a replacement ID. I promise if you do this for me I will be nicer about visiting you. I will treat my visits as a sacred patriotic enlightening experience and I may even bring the unhelpful lady at the front desk a flower or something. (Maybe I wont do that. But. I will def consider it sometimes…maybe a cigarette might be more appropriate-she looks like she smokes…or like she needs a cigarette.) Yours truly (…against my will)- Chiquita fish.