Banana fishd

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear sleepy eye, Wake up fool. Two more hours of tip tap typing. I believe in you- B. yawn gone fish

Ratatat-Lex

Today the womenz. Tomorrow the world. R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Old man wampus knows how.

^You cook I will do the cleaning.

ditto^

Re: Dear ________, - no homo ah hem. Ps- We are going to leave after five. So maybe you'll be done with work or we can meet you at your work. Whatevers clever- Banananana

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo Puddles of mud are the best thing to jump into when you are around someone who deserves dirt all over their face... ... ... ... you seem like a good mother. Like one of those moms that wont freak out on their kids when they finally start dating.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear suki san, Ah hall. Hopefully the dmv has one already on file...I hear they can give it to you right there if they have one on file for you. Scared silly of DMV-b.fish

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dearest suki san, Next weekend right? Also I lost my id. I need to get a replacement will reno entertainment give me trouble with this? <3 b. fish

Oh yeah we did go to gogarts. Guess who won?! Me! But only because I thought gogarts for some reason meant bumpercars.

Then most of them go home and we do more sitting about that fire. This little guy jumped in the fire. It took us about a split second to realize 'oh crap the dog just jumped into the fire.' He hopped out himself and didnt appear to suffer any damage. He's kind of an ugly dog. The owners that had him before my aunt smashed his face into a door. So his face is all crooked and he snores weird. He's also got ugly little grinch feet. Little guy is so tragic it makes your heart melt. Do this whole thing. Then put sandwich stuff in her hair. Sleep.

Miniature golf mishaps. Decided to quit early. Second place is the first loser. (*Got second place) Go on this scary thing. You weren’t allowed to yell. So I did a lot of muffled eeeeks. Success. Intended to go in softball pitch went into fastball pitch instead. I only hit two. And those two hits took the life outta me. Made my hands all shaky and stupid. Played air hockey. Found out I am king of air hockey. Go home for bbq. go to grocery store to pick up extras and Id like to meet him^ Share chips with padre. He/they share hooligan stories: E: First time I got locked up your aunt sissy was the one to save my ass. F: What happened. E: Check this out right (<always opening line for story) I was playing baseball for another town. Cuz ya know I was living there at the time instead of del norte. Keep in mind del norte is a puny town. I didnt think it was a big deal...but apparently it was. The other guys thought I was a trader or something. They hung around after the game was over and starting talking all this shit- B: How old were you? E: What was it Linda...15? G: Yeah round there. E: So these guys right hanging around circling me telling me you traitor this (waves hands around). Talking all kinds of shit right. Here I was coming home thinking I was going to get a welcoming. Nope. I got knocked upside my head from five different guys. Thankfully Linda was nearby and saw what was happening...Linda why the hell where you at that game anyway? G: Party. E: Oh ok. Well so Linda comes around with a bat and jumps of Dave Hernandez's car- G: I stole that car. E: Yeah Linda had a habit of stealing cars. D: Should we be telling the kids this story. E: Dont worry ma. It gets better. So she jumps off this car,swear she did some back flip batman robin shit off this car right, and WHAM nails those assholes. So then me and Linda go back to back trying to fight off all these huge baseball players. Then the cops come and they scatter. And Linda with all her golden wisdom started to get smart with the police, calling them sons of bitches. So they take us in. Mom wouldn’t come get us so they locked us up. D: Your damn right I wouldn’t. You put yourself there. I was going to teach you a lesson. A: How’d that work out for you. D: (pauses-laughs) Guess it didn’t do a damn bit of good. G: That place was so filthy-piss on the walls,blood, rats-and I was barefoot. G: I just stood there and (imitates a shiver). B: Why were you barefoot? G: Well ya know it was summer. So I use to walk around with no shoes on. G: I cleaned out this one little square right. And I stayed in that little square cept the lady they locked up with me-Dorothy Ann-first time I met her actually, we use to party together-she kept telling me to knock her out. I says to her no I am not gonna knock you out. So then she starts banging her head against the wall-found out right there where all the blood on the walls was coming from. I finally got out of my little square and called the cop over. I says to them 'she wants me to knock her out, but I am not gonna.' He didnt believe me so I had to stay there longer. So I get out about midnight and my damn car is gone. Dean took it to a party. So I have to walk 3 miles to get my damn car, barefooted, its freezing cuz its Colorado, and all I got on is a skimpy top. I get to that party and all my beer is drank and pot was smoked- E: (laughs) She was really mad about that. D: EEEEE this one time your aunt Margie got locked up....Her husband was a drunk. So he'd come home and beat the crap out of her. Finally one day she decides she's not going to take it anymore so she calls the cops. They put Joe in the cop car, shackle him up (moves hands dramatically) and then she climbs in next to him and starts beating him over the head with a lil garden shovel. The cops pull her out and tell her 'lady he's not crazy you are.' So they lock her up. (Starts laughing). Then she goes to jail and there’s this big ol' prostitute there. She says to Margaret she says" if you tell them you're on your period they give you a big handful of tampons and you can stuff them into your pillow to make it softer. So she calls the guard over tells him she's on her period and makes a nice little pillow for herself. EEEEE she was so mad when she got out. Never called the cops again. That Joe was a mean one.

Decided to go miniature golfing. Nerds went straight here. Thinks miniature golf is baseball. Apple doesnt fall far from the tree. Gives up. Kept score. Best bud handshake. Lots of standing around. Strategy. Revolution. YES. B: Aunt sissy I am cold... G: Oh you are hm. Didnt your daddy tell you it was going to be cold? B: (whimpers) yeeeeah...I didnt listen. G: (sighs) Here weenie we can share my sweater.

Bored at work (should be working on terrible/awkward looking valentine gift) I am just going to post this past week instead. Had family come in from out of town. Get of work. Go straight to my mom's to do the family dinner thing. My brother always helps out with the cooking. We have dubbed him the future cook for fambam get togethers. Extend table. My mom got her this for her birthday or something: B: So you went shopping with her. A: Yeah. She um...told me I only had an 80 dollar limit. She bought me some shoes too...but thats about it. After that she spent like two hundred dollars on a new outfit for herself. B: That sounds about right. pre dinner smoke. ????, Decide kitchen is too crazy and Hang out with phil. Another ciggy break. Expected compliants from younger sister: C: Do you know what Coey is doing to that damn lasagna. A: It smells pretty good. C: Yeah whatever. She's putting spinach in there- B: I like spinach. C: You dont count. I was sitting there watching her and I started to notice she wasnt putting any damn cheese in there. I thought maybe she forgot that cheese is an important part of lasagna...so I tell her hey man whats up with the cheese you going to put that in later or something? And you know what the hell she says she says 'I am not putting any cheese in the lasagna." I says "WHAT. You aint putting no cheese in the lasagna. Thats like eating patatoes with no gravy-" B: People do that- C: So then I tell her I dont think thats such a good idea ya know. And she tells me to get the hell out. (puts hand to head) I dunno guys. I think this lasagna might be a fail. eat. Clean dishes: D: OH my gosh someone take a picture Banana is cleaning It's gonna snow tomorrow. (goes in hysterics-grabs camera) What made you decide to clean today.... B: I always d- D: Clean this dishwasher too hita. And dont forget the pots and pans. B: But the- D: The stove too. Dont forget the stove. Movie. Then home and sleep. ^arch nemesis Wake up. We were all suppose to go to Winchester mansion but we all woke up too late. So instead I plan to go to DMV to replace lost ID. Get there and see swarms of people trying to get in. I decide tomorrow will be better (still waiting to replace Id). Go to mom's house to round everyone up. They were all still getting ready. wait around. Almost every picture I have of this guy he's doing something stupid. He's always throwing up his hands, bugging his eyes, and being a nuisance: B: DAAAD. E: WHAT. B: ...why are you wearing that shirt. E: (scream talks) I thought we were going to the haunted house in winchester. B: oh... I have to think for about five seconds: 1. Where did he get this shirt? 2. Is this cute that he decided to wear a shirt that identifies with this outing? 3. How did he get this shirt? 4. Has he ever been to winchester before? No. 5. Why did he decide to buy this shirt if he has never gone to winchester? I lost interest after all the above was wondered. Conversation numero dos while waiting around: E: What the hell are you wearing? B: What do you mean what the hell am I wearing? (aunt raises eyebrow's and gains interest in conversation) E: Well...your going minature golfing for chrisakes. Why you wearing that dopey looking dress. B:...(thinking) Aunt sissy. G: Dont look at me. He's your father. E: I mean your going to be playing golf. What the hells going to happen when you have to bend down or something? B: I've got stockings on. E: All I am saying is its going to get cold. And those dopey looking stockings aint going to do anything for you. Him and my sister rode in my car: D: Banana take a picture of me wearing your stupid hat. B: It's not stupid. C: (grabs camera). D: YEAAAH OH YEAHHHH. *Pink floyd comes on stereo. D: (starts singing) MOOOOONEY! SJAKDA.

I bought dude roses. Last minute type thing. I intended to get him some stuff he's been wanting but lost time at work. Then I thought Ill make him a lil figurine type thing. It started to look like a voodoo doll. That's kinda weird so I got roses. I was told that girls dont do that. Buy roses. So he left them at my house. Maybe I could still give a go at this voodoo doll thing.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear milk, I STEAMED YOU. Didnt think I could one up you on that one huh? I did. Now I will demolish you with my stomach organs. ya me despido(*twists clark gable pretend mustache)-B. fish Dear life, You gave me the coolest dude ever. I feel pretty lucky to be romantically inclined to someone who feels it their personal business to make chocalate covered stuffs instead of buying it (thats sweet right? Not cheap?). Or someone who breaks apart someone elses puzzle then feels bad about this (said but not described) puzzle and then spends a good amount of a romantic date putting it back together because he feels like a doosh bag for breaking crap. Two things that make him a nice guy to be with 1. grey hair. 2. heart. Thanks a kitten caboodle. *adhsjahda puke- Big fish little fish. Dear IOU, Whenever I read your posts I picture you yelling or running. -B.fish

I am the same way. I think it took me about three months to get yours together.

Grateful dead- Uncle johns band

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear caligula, One tonight. Another tomorrow? -B.fish Dear IOU. ...but seriously...feel better. Get some soup with ginger in it. Sincerely- B.fish

That dog was in love with you...you uh...need a loyal companion? You can have her...(word of caution) the only thing my mom taught her is "night night". So if she's ever being too crazy you can just scream forever night night night night and she'll go to her bed. Holla.

haha. I need to get him some spectacles and a soy chai latte. Complete the look.

while back... Wake up. Freezing outside. Go to work. Go to parent's house and eat gravy bread. Give dad cigarettes Thrifting with sister to help build her "club house". Completion. Fancy fence lining palm tree ambiance. 20 dolla dolla. Not pictured is me saving the crap out of my brother's dog phil. My mom's dog steve bullies him and she had the poor little guy by the throat. I leapt and snatched and then I got bit. gratitudddddde. another for good measure. Get coffee. Guy finally found this in his pocket. Christmas lights Go home and put sandwich in hair. Battle scars. Remove nail polish

snack picnic by the river. Making dude watch casablanca/one flew over the cuckoo's nest. Wine and chocolate.

terrible two birthday cake

They belong to Mesopotamia. ...Maybe.