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true. have some company tpbm takes a shower til the hot water runs cold

true..i love overcast and dreary weather..thats what it is outside now. tpbm has overcast too. ps.i admire your response redeyedanimal

fuck no. haha..i mean false tpbm would fuck 2 fives and call it a ten

false. had the typical pineapple..but idk about anything else. tpbm has had sex til they blacked out

Re: I wanna see your...........PETS! my girlfriend told me she would catch her dogs chewing on stuff..so what they did was take an empty soda can..fill it halfway with little rocks or beans..(something that can rattle) wrap it completely with duct tape. when she would see the dog chewing, she would stand out of view, and throw the can NEAR the dog..not at the dog..and it would startle him. it only took a short while before he would connect the noise with the chewing and stopped. staying out of sight is key, so they think it comes out of nowhere. she said it worked.

nice lil update...\ and that STS ..wow

i wouldnt be opposed to it..so,true. tpbm talks with 12 oz people outside of 12 oz

take a clean tube sock...fill it with rice.( you can add an herbal type tea bag..or herbs themselves..depending on preference keep this in your freezer (in a freezer storage bag to prevent any other smell from permeating it) when you have a sore neck/ankle/knee...tired eyes..just bring out sock from freezer and i will mold around sore spots. --or you can warm it in the microwave...for a heat compress/cramos or what not.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo life, you fucking rock right now. stay this way /grinningeartoearoner

cooking--i know my place

luv this page.

false...maybe from lack of sleep..not alcohol tho the person who posts below me has tried some sort of over the counter sexual stimulant.

false tpbm like cookies and milk

double dog dare?

that amusement park is wild... days in pies battle sounds intersting. i would like to see that mercer has the clearest piss. you must drown yourself in water everday. good posts.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo btb... i just had the the most appropriate attachment in my vegas thread.... scary thing is..it's sooooo me..haha sm

George Carlin was a genious

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear "day laborer" EVERYDAY you see me drive past you. EVERYDAY you wave, to let me know you are open for 'hire' EVERYDAY you watch me park in the same spot EVERYDAY you see me get out of my car and go into my place of business. why dont you get it yet? keep waving, and i might think about renting a uhaul again, and doing circles in the Home depot parking lot just to watch you fools chase after me. *disclaimer..i have nothing against people out there hustling for a dollar. being shitty, sm

pooch? funny..never realized thats what it looked like. it was some old ass man, with white curly hair though...looked half dead driving,resting his head at every stop.

went to the strip...saw this sweet ass car new york new york city center going here... car ended up next to me..felt it rumble in my chest saw these thingas in the ice cream shop.. nasty ass pizza walked back thru casino...apparently they have changed legal age..? walk over strip had some laughs at this dude city center again entertainment saw this in the parking garage..hotbox still beautiful outside leftovers from little project watched a lil of this.. talked on phone for a bit... goodmorning again.

good morning not usually up this early on sundays... day 1..8 wk boot camp type thing. 60 degrees out..clear sky..weather couldnt be better even dragged the kid along...(friend offered to cut her hair..took 6 inches off..fuuuuuu) car still dirt from utah drive.stopped to drive thru real quick get some h2o..saw this smoooov brotha in convenience store got back in car..heard a honk..turned to see what one was honking at..pervact said car wash always happen to glance at the clock when its 913..(kids bday) he mad? ducks over head at the park batteries died..had every intention of pics during workout.. got more batteries after..decided to take advantage of nice day out with kid

"That's interesting" ---the beef

false. ...at least i hope i didnt the person below me has smelled what a dog giving birth smells like

false. (until august rolls around here) tpbm used to get into fights in high school (or still does)

false...entertaining..but not favorite the person below me loves the fuck outta some hot sauce