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false . i dont answer my phone even when i DO recognize the number..go ahead..try TPBM still owns VHS tapes

Carlo rossi rack.

you can definitely see the generation gap in here. anyone else play KICK THE CAN?

False. chewing right now tpbm NEEDS some gum..or to go clean their stank ass mouth out.

thx croc..ive had THAT song in my head since i saw ur post. fun night tho. im sure the blurr wasnt just poor focus on camera.

fishinginthedark-nice post. -minus the busted pussy

False.ima stubborn ole bitch TPBM wears braces

Thanks. we had tons of those lil things. just couldnt think of the name.

girls.... popSWATCH oh, and uh...dont front...

wow...timewarp. what were these things called..im drawing blanks..?

i want to suddenly be split like a banana

i want a banana split all of a sudden

false, not ready,. but it sure sounds nice TPBM used to play wih HE MAN action figures as a child

After 11 hr workday, went to hospital to see my niece's new son. 7lbs 11 oz. 6:37 am this morning. Mom and Dad. my turn forehead wrinkle. everyone is healthy.

True, $2000 a month was a lil ridiculous to me TPBM has hurt someone playing wii before

FAlse, thats disgusting, and i hope i never have to TPBM is on the "Naughty" 'list

True man-hunting. TPBM has a whiney ass girlfriend

false. havent ate that in years. TPBM is a Scorpio

fuck no. false. i dont even like the smell of that place. TPBM has played an original Atari before

false. havent seen it come on yet. (knock on wood at 95,000 miles) TPBM still has childhood pictures of them hanging in their house EDIT croc...true. i dont eat pasta enough to know how to cook it. im lame

false, i can barely walk without falling TPBM knows how to balance a checkbook

TRUE. 100%....ummm...____________ TPBM will fill in the blank, please

Last Saturday Night (i think) Went to friend's Boyfriends bar. She said there was men there and i would find my knight in shining armor I was down. these came non-stop bartender ordered us pizza...typical me, pick it apart another friend was showing us pictures of her man wearing her pants. gay they left, thought it was funny to load up juke box with this shit Ok, so he ran out of malibu..so we went to the liquor store next door, they had closed already, so went across the street to grocers. when we were leaving, we saw these two ya-hoos driving thru the parking lot. one driving, one holding on for life in cart. they offered us a ride, we kindly declined, but they were down for a photo op. Back at bar, said malibu, and knight in Shining Armor Why her man chose to get on his knees to pose for a "hey look im giving the knight head" picture..gay, again Leave Bar...SNOW on ground??wtf? its Las Vegas. I had to be reminded, we were next to an Ice skating rink. /enddrunkenpictures

watching National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.