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false, but can land one if i really tried..haha TPBM is comfortable with him/herself enough to dine alone in a public place.

false..maybe a lil buzz tho. a back up booty call in their phone

going for massage in a bit

True. TPBM manscapes

TRUE ..homeless TPBM will blush occasionally around the opposite sex

let me spit my apple out, so i can answer this. False. TPBM would watch his/her neighbors in the bedroom thru the windows..peeping john style

True..just more than my liking. Not alcohol related either. *dont like popcorn..nor the butter TPBMcan hold up in a conversation when people are talking politics.

true. dont know why though. TPBM has more common sense than book smarts

El Vergudo..ouch. that hurts. i know u didnt get hurt though...not in that

true. me. hit me up...=) TPBM loves when the fucking sun goes down at 5 oclock pm.ugh

False. TPBM thinks its something i might enjoy?

false. vegas concerts are Extremely overpriced..or maybe im cheap. TPBM secretly listens to country music

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Man at the bank. Im sure you thought you were being nice and getting out of my way so i can go thru the door first, but seriously, your gentleman-like ways would have been more appreciated, if you would have not let me open the door for you. >SM Dear owner of smoke shop. You are always nice and remember me, even if i dont frequent your business a lot. You made up for the Bank guy. >SM

True..its been about a decade, and you learn not to do that shit again. TPBM is afraid of heights

false. tpbm has a tattoo they are embarrassed to show people.

False..but im for sure gonna use that today TPBM is a breakfast person

False. gifting should be personal TPBM cannot drive a standard

please do. this is my new favorite thread.

(continued) moon coming up..beautiful night the kid's pun'kins reflection on window Go to planned party. (bad night phone photos) endless catered food open bar outside fire Outside movie screen Ghostbusters. (obvious ice cream) This party was lavish as ever. on a 3 acre compound. roughly 200 in attendance. haunted house over 4 tennis courts (not cheesy either) heard the lady from work (who is said into "witchcraft") was doing cards said some stuff that surprised me..also said that there is going to be a man coming into my life.a younger man..hm, if she only knew..haha Waited for friend to get read.. on the swingset. home rather early. end

Halloween. Butt Crack Pun'kin obligatory cake. bake these crumble into new clean designated dish. stir in this. Toss these in blender..sprinkle over previous mix melt these..pipe into little piles on above concauction (sp) end. go to work ill spare majority co-workers photos. my girl i cant believe people wear this shit.. had to sit next to this mo-fo all day, he sat just like this. Until , he hid behind the bathroom door waiting to scare someone..It worked, lady produced a "made for movie" scream,. heard thru workplace. it was hilarity

heading to his^^ house for dinner

133pm had good nights sleep

218am wanting sleep.

false. crazy fun tpbm keeps a messy house

false. but went to a lush ass party, and didnt need any funds. TPBM is just waking up