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SMdoubleXL

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  1. dear pizzy. Killing seems a lil extreme especially since its so fun to pick on her. (we got jokes for days..read below ) but im glad you will complete this task for me. dear !@#$% We work in a salon as independant contractors so its kinda impossible to get someone fired. The owners approached her and told her to handle it..and to definitely stop talking about it because it is causing a scare in some clients. There is pretty much nothing that I can say, even period talk, to a woman who lets her husband pee on her and slept with a coke can up inside her to stretch her puss out for her husband. (he wanted to be reminded of his 1st time. which by the way was in mexico. with a donkey girl.) she opted for an episiotomy even though she had a c-section. Oh yeah, and when we talk sex at the shop, and mention girl on top..she says "i cant do that position, he always falls out" Believe it or not I work in a high end salon..haha. we're a classy joint. Dear injury. After knowing the above information, you can bet your ass there is no fucking way i will be sharing a bed with this person. of course im gonna be all over google...just wondering about any personal experiences. sleep well kiddies. eS eM eX eX eL
  2. Dear Co-worker. your stories of your bed bugs are freaking me the fuck out. shut the fuck up already and handle it. I hope i dont lose any business over it. Dear anyone. anyone dealt with this issue? or known anyone? should I be paranoid? any ways of prevention? what to look for? i got the heeby jeebies over here.. ugh (with a shiver) SM
  3. crime. not specific. just all crimes. beats bestiality.
  4. Dear, Dear__________ thread. goodmorning. (hope that didnt wake you up, Cali.) Dear weather man. stick to meteorologist lingo. Im sure "shout outs" and "props" has nothing to do with how beautiful it is outside. Dear AZ. i wanna visit you. bad. -xxl
  5. false but i have zis freench co-worker oooh iz haad to comprrehend tpbm watches the news
  6. Re: **2010 PHOTO HUNT THREAD** Oh you're goooood r1char
  7. probably...but why would I want to? (besides the obvious reasons) tpbm would rather circle the parking lot for 5 min looking for a close parking space..rather than park immediately a walk a lil
  8. Re: **2010 PHOTO HUNT THREAD** for some reason..i really like the idea of the kids for follow/lead. More posts...or new list?? purplegrape??
  9. Re: **2010 PHOTO HUNT THREAD** the bread to the far right looks like it has a smiley face...lips and all haha nice post. glad to see you posting in here still
  10. Re: **2010 PHOTO HUNT THREAD** Purple grape Decides who makes next list 2011..after everyone is done
  11. me & the kid had a day off..like a real day off. no school/work/housework. a nice mid 60's..felt like mid 70's out. no need to stay in. went shopping. best buy and Frys. kid was trippin off 'boom box' and turntable I was trippin on the amount of earwax that was left on these buds...fucking scust went and had some prints made while we waited, lunch at Canes been about a month since we have seen my brothers family, so we paid them a visit. niece's baby is gettin big.(always been big, really) Eva Eva all in my face (i hate seeing dirty babies) lil dude was crackin himself up.. SMOKEY came home, organized some prints end.
  12. Re: **2010 PHOTO HUNT THREAD** great post. hard to pick a favorite.
  13. Re: **2010 PHOTO HUNT THREAD** trash flik was too much "out there" for me.
  14. Re: **2010 PHOTO HUNT THREAD** GLOW SAFE POPULAR PHRASE DUPLICATE OVERKILL (I asked for a lil gravy) SCREWED (you're screwed when you see the guy outside taking orders at IN & OUT) NOOK FOLLOW/LEAD STAINED (some car crahsed into this barrier outside my house..fluid stained the road) VICE (someone couldnt wait to get home..??) LIQUID TRASH (my white trash family-minus my kid) *CAVE*
  15. false. a beta, though. my brother tried to flush this big ass googly eyed gold fish type of fish once..it clogged the toliet. /endcoolstory tpbm cant sleep either
  16. is this a trick question..ima blonde ya know. false..? tpbm believes that i am a blonde *not so fresh crayolas arent as fun
  17. so true. was gonna skip out of town this weekend, but stayed at home sick instead. bleh. tpbm would color in a coloring book if it were in front of them, with a fresh box of crayolas
  18. great flicks posted in this thread. keep em comin
  19. I love this place. can't wait to come back
  20. false. at least, not that i know of tpbm has had a lil too much to drink, sometime this last week,
  21. Re: **2010 PHOTO HUNT THREAD** i like the duplicate shot..and how you caught the liquid right before it hit the cup. i would prop ya, but i had already propped ya with stupid love advice..haha ive been bed/couch ridden the last few days...im starting to believe the flu is contagious trough the internet. Trying not to let purplegrape down on that list
  22. Re: **2010 PHOTO HUNT THREAD** yes. please do. it will make us get off our ass
  23. just listened to that link ^^World Bench posted good stuff.
  24. Doodle. Tell Her. Or the "good friend" she thinks she has in you, gets to hear about this 'new guy' all the time. Alos..if there are feelings so strong on your part, she might already be onto them, and this 'talk' she wants to have is her way of trying to call you out. possibly. but dont listen to me i once thought i knew about stuff like this. -SM
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