I can't stand him at all, either.
This is how a McIntyre joke goes:
''Ohhh Yezzzz, I walked into my dining roooooom last night and saw that my wife hadn't prepared my dinnaaahhhh. Would you believe that... she did not, prepare, my dinner?! She then reminded me she hadn't, even, bought, any, shoppinnggggggggg!''