MedicineCabinet

almost this entire bowl of cantaloupe piss city

eating a big ol bowl of cantaloupe

windy as fuhg

oseen at least now they can give minty head to each other at the park - a cooling burn

merry full moon

can you actually get drunk off isopropyl alcohol..? always thought it was a myth, but guess it might work because countless unfortunate people swear by it drank a bunch of mouthwash once but i was already pretty tipsy on wine, so idk if it was said mouthwash that added to it, or if it was just fucking me up tripped on acid in the same cemetery lol

so i sent that bitch an ear - bitches love ears distraction level: ex-wife :lol:

wood b false unless a shart was involved.. tpbm is banned for life from an establishment or two

think imma take a night shower

3 2 1 ya forgot everything

radiohead* i mean head of radio

das auto false

cant remember the last time i drank tequila probably cuz i drank tequila

for superior yet portable sound quality, attach strap to vinyl player. hipster level maximus enough people in my hs had mp3 players too.. idk, it was probably right around that time where the cd player caterpillars were going through the mp3 metamorphosis listened to radio head all day on that ol thing

guy with the tattooed frames always gets me chuckling full retard type of shit

you could hold onto your shit & just go back everyday, alternating times to see if its another person working.. or talk to a manager & explain your case.. or a different manager on another day/time. thats a hassle & a half, though.. with no guarantees the warranty regulations at electronic stores are always inefficient/cheapo as fuck.. except for this one cd player i had in hs - mustve switched it up for a new one on the spot at least twice (it was my fault too.. dropped it mad times)

nah.. thats freaking sad tpbm is a re-gifter

probably eyes (unless theyre all focused on ill intent).. all eyes on you = all asses in no time. 241 pizza ass tpbm broke their ankle just before the finish line

this thread becomes msn messenger sometimes lol listening to bill burr arguing with greg fitzsimmions about marriage.. shits hilarious

lol