SwampFightOner

I kept getting stupid fuckin ones like driving without a license. How the fuck can I pick that? Damn near everyone I know, from every walk of life, has some sort of license "crime" on their record

My best friend (who's Dominican) is the fucking worst for buying mad food and then throwing it out. I've finally got him trained to put it in the fridge though, cuz I always end up eating it later AB/No food waste

I was hovering around 25% before I finally got sick of it and quit

So I just woke up, and yesterday was fuckin amazing I started the day at a real nice hotel/bar that my friend works at, and drank there for free for 3 hours. After that I went to my parent's crib where my mom made me dinner (steak with mushrooms and peppers, baked potatoe, pancheta wrapped asparagus, and broccoli) and then we did the cake. After that I came home and met up with my girl, who gave me a rub and tug. Chilled at my crib for a few, then around 10 we headed over to my boy's spot for my birfday shindig. Ended up being like 40 or so of my real good friends all just chillin, playing pong, drinking mad vodka, and someone made me another cake so we had a very rousing singing of Happy Birfday. After that I came home, had some amazing sex, got another massage, and passed out All in all I had about 20 beers, 6 or 7 Redbull and vodkas, don't even know how much yak, a bunch of good food, busted a few good nuts, and had one of the best birfdays anyone could ask for

So far I've been drinking for 6 hours straight, but only Coronas In a few hours I'll be going into classic AB mode, with copious amounts of vodka and drugs

Elton John had the right idea haha Today is also RI Independence Day...fun fact

Thanks for all the birfday love people I just woke up, about to shower and then hit the bar to get started early

Tryin to roll, but if no good ones are available then to my trust friend cocaine I sdhall turn

:et's not et distracted from the point of this thread people!

I don't think Brotha Lynch is dead

I know, people never seem to believe me haha

Not only is it my birfday, but I officially have 3 weeks left itl I'm off probation for the first time in 6years KNOCK ON MUTHAFUCKIN WOOD taht everything goes smooth until then

Tomorrow night I'm not even going to a bar, because due to my endless string of connections I already do that every single night We're havina party at my boy's crib, and I'm sure I'll have a good time like I always do. I love my friends, and they tend to provide a good time when need be, no homo

Eminem is top 5 dead or alive Of course you guys expect that coming form ME, but I know alot of muthafuckas that will co-sign that. Whetehr you like him or not, dude is an amazing rapper

I'm actually REALLY good at ball for a chubby, out of shape, white guy I used to get into endless amounts of beefs at the courts because minorities don't like a white dude that can ball AND talk shit better than them I haven't really played in a few years though. I miss it sometimes.

I'm a homophobe, because although ZI don;'t go out gay bashing fags really fucking disgust me I guess I'm also a racist because even though my best friend/roommate is a Dominican, and ALOT of my friends are spanish/black/asian/whatever, I also understand the difference between races. I don't know actually, does thast make me racist? I don't think any race is better, I just know they're all different and can point out how

Tonight isn't shit. I wentto the bar with my bestfriend and we drank a bunch, got some pizza, and now I'm home read to sleep. My alarm is set for noon tomorrow, that;'s when shit pops off

Fopr real haha :lol: Edit: In response to swindle

Drinks and drugs galore, and I never fuck with anything but good looking girls Fcuk, tomorrowes gunna be such a good day

I'll be there this weekend, then Foxwoods is on the agenda very soon also

i'M 21 AND LEGALLY DURNK FOR THE FIRST TIME, OWWWWWWWWWWW All priase be to me. props and appreciate you cocksuckers~! Oh yeah, happy birfday to Mauler as well

You guys should probably all give me props

I like

Yup

I hate Wu and even I know that was Raekwon