SwampFightOner

I loveeee Italian and Portugese girls, especially the mix Back in the day I also used to have a thing for half white/half aian chicks, but as I said they seem to be shitty in bed My ex girl/girl/whatever now is Italian and French. She's crazy, awesome in bed, and hot. I didn't think french would be my thing, but fuck itttt...works this time at the very least

You must not be fuckin with Italian or Portugese girls...fuckin CRAZY

KC Kid as Billy Mays :lol: :lol: I fuckin love Billy Mays, no homo

Honestly I pretty much ONLY like white girls Most white guys have a "thing" for minoritites, but I think because I didn't have any white friends til highschool I have the opposite effect going on

Since you're a girl I highly doubt it And honestly, both half asians I fucked were very sub-par, so I guess men arent' missin out on much either Edit: oner was half Filipino and didn't look it at all, the other was half Japanerse and you could def tell she was asian

I ate at Checkers in Florida a cuple of times, it was confusing with the 2 drive throughs. Apparently my brother (who was living there at the time) used to get all of his people that came to visit all fucked up (no homo) by havin them drive through the wrong sided drive through, so theyd be mad confused when they rolled up to the windowe That post may not have made sense, but I'm maddd fucked up so fuck it

I've fucked 2 half asians...does that mean i've fucked a full asian?

RIP son My girl had an abortion a few months back that I wasn't 100% sure I wanted, so I feel your pain on some level All you can do is try and think that it was for the best, fcuked up as it may sound. You weren't ready

Chill? Yeah, I'm real hyped up. Haha

A few years back when I was a REALLYYYY bad trainwreck I drank a liter of vodka and ate a box of Nyquil in an hour or two. That was probably the hardest I've gone at once Nevermind allll the nights since then that I've done insane amounts of drugs, drank insane amounts of alcohol. My point is 150 oz of beer is a good amount, but not enough to be even close to "far fetched"

Honestly, you guys keep talking about them being young, his girl being a cokehead/bulemic, him being depressed, him being a TPWF, etc etc, and I don't think any of those are the main problem. The main problem here is that like a week ago she ADMITTED to you that she was feelin this other dude she was chillin with. You're not the least bit worried this might not be your seed? Seriously son?

You sayin 150 oz of beer is far fetched? Cuz that's really not THAT much at all

I'd just like to point out again, that I'm the most popular person here. I didn't really read the thread, so whether the lists reflect that or not I don't know. It's true either way. Haha

Listen man, saying dead African babies deserved it is one thing, but wishing Lens was still here is QUITE ANOTHER

Yo this thread is fucking full of LULZ

Thank fucking God I've said it before and I'll say it again, Lens was the single most annoying person in the history of the internet. I used to hate myself for letting words on a screen get me so mad, but I couldn't even help it

We gunna spark the latest hipster food trend

I've gotta go get some shit at Petco tomorrow, I'll see if I can find the same ones ha

I've tried it a few times, including at this real dope Greek spot, and hated it everytime. Avocado I've got a lifelong hatred for Fuck it, different strokes and all that

I'm serious, they were delicous Pretty sure I made a thread about this like 2 years ago haha

No. The only impression of "taste" I've ever gotten from hummus was this one time it reminded me of when coke touches the tip of your tounge However, I did used to eat some of the ferret's treats. They were these ill little yogurt things, fruit and peanut butter flavors. I made pancakes with them

I'd rather eat a steaming pile of ferret shit

Hummus is fucking disgusting. Almost as bad as avocado.

I drive a 2000 Lincoln LS, but uit's in the shop,. I did have an 08 Chevy Lamibu for a rental, but i got carjacked, so now I'm alternasting between a 2000 Ford Ranger and a 95 Volvo (my Dad nd roomattes cars), til I get mine back Drunk typos FTWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWstr

We'rer having a bad couple of days. Fuck it thoughhhhh, niggas still livin th good life I was tryin to hit u up tonight about that shit that P. is out of towjn for...if youve got something in the AM yodel at me