Dear Employer
Thanks a fucking bunch you fucking cunts, your fucking bullshit training led to the mistake that cost me my job even though I told you the training fucking sucked. Screw you thanks for leaving me in this situation where no one in my house is working, I have a family to feed you assholes. Also thanks for the great anniversary present - fire me on my wedding anniversary
Dear Wife
Thanks for the 9 years of marriage, not always been easy, and after today probably wont be easy going forward either, but love you and our son with all my heart.
Decy