Fist 666

you know i've been in there. i got off work about 25 minutes ago. finishing my 4th warsteiner... i feel bad drinking tasty beer with the sole purpose of getting drunk/self medicating. but not that bad... this stuff goes down easy as fuck. also, drinking in the shower, FTW.

fuck it motherfuckers fist is back on the rosters. sobriety can eat a dick. vodka tonics w/ lime motherfuckers. TEAM ALCO--we don't fuck around.

joker--that whole "article" was written by one guy--nobody was interviewed--a mockery of just how "cool"fixed gears and the correlating scene are

from yesterday's BSNYC, if you don't follow it, this was one of my favorite entries he's done... If you're a cyclist, the fixed-gear craze is probably old news to you by now--especially if you live in a big city. But for the mainstream public, it's only now just appearing on their radar. As a result, every so often some newspaper or website will publish the obligatory article about it in their local news or cultural section, as the New York Times notably did this past spring. So, in my ongoing attempt to provide public services of dubious value, I've decided to save America's journalists the trouble by creating a template for future articles. If you're a journalist in a smaller city that hasn't yet reported on the fixed-gear trend, please feel free to use the article below in its entirety. Simply cut and paste, fill in the blanks, put your feet up on your desk, and cruise on up to that deadline! THE FIX IS IN: Coast To Coast, Nobody's Coasting by: [your name here] You may have noticed that a new type of bicycle is taking over the downtown area. At first glance, it looks like a racing bicycle of the sort that Lance Armstrong used to win the Tour de France. However, a closer look will reveal that it lacks the shifting mechanisms that are technically referred to as “gears.” It may even be lacking the stopping devices mechanics and gear-heads call “brakes.” If you’ve seen, hit, or been hit by one of these bicycles recently, then you’ve encountered the hottest thing in bikes today—“fixed-gears,” otherwise known as “fixies.” The most important difference between fixies and regular bikes is that fixies don’t let you coast. Why wouldn’t you want to coast, you may ask? “It’s like a zen thing,” explained _____, an American Apparel sales clerk, filmmaker, graduate student, and fixed-gear aficionado. “You feel totally connected to the bike. It’s like taking the stairs versus riding an escalator.” Okay, but what about the part about not having brakes? While some fixed-gear riders do use brakes, others eschew them and instead slow their bikes by locking their legs and skidding. _____, a bartender, filmmaker, musician, and fixed-gear aficionado explained, “It forces you to pay more attention and to stay a step ahead while you’re riding. Instead of playing my iPod at full blast and only looking a car or two ahead, I keep the volume lower and look all the way to the next intersection. I feel much more like an integral part of what’s going on around me. It’s like a zen thing. You feel totally connected to the bike.” Fixed-gear bicycles are nothing new. In fact, they’ve been around since at least 1986, when Kevin Bacon famously rode one in the film “Quicksilver.” That movie, about a person who delivers documents to companies for money, singlehandedly created the bicycle courier industry. Those couriers, called “messengers,” rode fixed-gear bicycles, bathed infrequently, and carried voluminous shoulder bags just like their idol Mr. Bacon did, and in turn were the inspiration behind fixed-gear craze of today. Part of the appeal of the fixed-gear bicycle to young people is undoubtedly its minimalism. State-of-the-art carbon fiber road racing bicycles with complicated gear-changing systems can cost thousands of dollars, whereas fixed-gear bicycles with handmade frames, top-end parts and colorful wheels and tires cost just a few thousand dollars. “The fact is, you just don’t need all those gears,” explained _____, an advertising copywriter, woodworker, filmmaker, and fixed-gear enthusiast. “Eddy Merckx won the Tour de France in the 80s like six times on a fixed-gear. All that other stuff is just marketing.” And it’s not just 20-somethings who are joining the revolution either. Older, experienced cyclists are also re-discovering the joyous simplicity of cycling thanks to fixed-gears. “I love it,” said _____, a lawyer, father of four, Porsche club of America member, and recent fixed-gear convert. “It reminds me of why I got into cycling in the first place. I recently converted my titanium Serotta to a fixed-gear. My knees hurt, my thighs ache, and I’m experiencing more penile numbness than usual, but according to my SRM I’m putting out more watts at lactate threshold, which makes it worth it. Plus, it’s a zen thing. You feel totally connected to the bike. All that other stuff is just marketing.” It’s safe to say at this point that an entire culture has grown around the fixed-gear bicycle. At _____, a downtown bicycle shop that specializes in fixed-gears, owner _____ sells not only the latest in bicycles and parts but also a complete line of fixed-gear specific clothing that allows riders both male and female to easily adopt the young Audrey Hepburn look that is currently in vogue. And while _____ can’t sell you a brake, he can sell you a $50 t-shirt with the shop’s logo on it. _____ also promotes fixed-gear-specific contests which feature events like skidding, track-standing, and other competitions focused entirely on slowing or simply not riding the bicycle. _____ explains that shops like his embody the future of bicycle retail, and says that his customers are looking for something different. In fact, he says fixed-gears may just be the future of cycling. “All that carbon fiber and gear stuff is just marketing,” _____ told me. “Fausto Coppi won the Giro d’Italia like six times in the ‘70s on a fixed-gear bike, and I think people want to get back to that simplicity. It’s like a zen thing. You feel totally connected to the bike.”

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD yeah, that was pretty fucking cool.

suki--i've pulled my nephew in one of those trailers, my brother uses it all the time--usually 10+ miles a night w/ the lil guy in the back---seems pretty stable, it'll take a minute getting used to pulling a trailer, but i thought it was fun/fine to use.

on the same note: i've got a the 26" model, pretty stoked on it. they've also got the 9 speed version out. i've heard pretty good things about it. depending on this years tax return... this might be in my future. but i'm gonna throw some white bros up front...

where do you ride? hilly, paved, gravel, etc...

haha... i assume you're thinking of firestorm. one of my favorite mosh songs ever.

my boy joe rides that frame and loves it. funny, last season he was on the scott cr1. i hate my schedule so bad w/ the current times of sunset... i work through every light hour, get off work in the dark. and its been raining on the weekends. and i know, plenty of you man up during the rain... i don't. i get unmotivated and end up watching van wilder or something...

what if he was only 5 foot tall??? eh, eh?

i also ride redline 4130. my bmx is 4130 too. i've ridden aluminum in the past, have no beef w/ it. i'm only 160 pounds...

i've never seen that petrus... i've been casually searching for a while... sierra celebration is nice. very nice.

cool.

i'm gonna be off the team alpo roster for a little while. i'm not drinking til christmas leave. i've got to start taking care of myself better than i have been, shits kind of out of control... carry on the good life w/o me gents. and suki.

its drinking to the point of erectile dysfunction

i've never had 'whiskey dick' i have had "i passed out and wasn't awake in order to get it up-dick" though...

gross. i hate fatties. this place is full of them. i hate when they smile at me. i fucking hate them. do i look 1/3 your size? yes, why the fuck would i want to see your lips turn upwards at me? the ripples in your fat fucking cheeks is unnerving. you fat fuck. i hope you die soon. goddamnit.

started on sierra celebration ale finished on vodka tonics. i'm good right now. i hate this state though. fuck fat people. fuck you.

whoa... i was apparently more blitzed than i thought last night. i'm assuming all the ==== are attempts at backspacing... i win. i'd like to get out east sometime. never lived on that side of the country, so never really experienced it...

yeah aibeee. if i ever bet to ustariailia we're drinking. 12 ozn sttylee!!! abybee or abarcardbar i mix you up? ewEW===ARE UOPI IN AUSTARAIL?

ionly have monty to get drunk... not to give. wayaaway. that gamne sucks.

wall riding on some podlyd poorlyformed well excutued graf... GASYAGSAYGASYGAY.======/ fuck. i wan to see ll my 20 inch. nobody wants. it.

'mn on vodka. i'm just sayin. my boy prker does tha centry culb shit. he swear by its.

centujnrhy clubb niggaaz. dsestroy!2