El Vergudo

my friend sent me this one a few days ago...

what do you do with the blunt? do you poke the slug with the blunt? haha i aint smoked in years. at times i kinda wish i never stopped.

not quite there... but almost. happy?

yea... we was playin paintball war with sum paisas that didnt know any rules of the game, we was playin capture da flag. but we didnt have a flag, we used a bucket. anyway, i was grabbed da bucket, took off runnin, and i got shot, i fell, then there was like 3 guys standing over me just shooting me in the head and back. and before that me and rush went to shoot each other, it was pitch black, really dark and we was like 50ft from eachother and he got a lucky shot on my forhead. that shit hurt.

got shot in the neck, point blank me and my friend drunk...

is this like a Napolean Dynamite type of movie?

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link?

http://www.eastvalleytribune.com/story/105596 An elderly Cave Creek man was mauled by a buffalo Monday as he was attempting to ride it. The 75-year-old man sustained non-life threatening injuries but was flown to Scottsdale Healthcare Osborne for treatment, said John Kraetz, Rural/Metro district chief. The man owned two of the animals. “He had one saddled and apparently got bucked off and mauled by the buffalo,” Kraetz said. The incident happened at 5632 E. Yucca Road. Kraetz said it’s the first buffalo-related injury to which he’s had to respond. “People do have buffalo on their property, but it’s pretty darn uncommon,” he said.

yea i know, but they shouldda died.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080101/ap_on_fe_st/odd_tattoo_shooting CHAPARRAL, N.M. - Getting a tattoo can be a painful proposition, but usually it's just the needle you have to worry about. Two men trying to trace a loaded .357-caliber Magnum as a pattern for a tattoo accidentally shot themselves, the Otero County Sheriff's Department said Monday. Robert Glasser and Joey Acosta, both 22, were treated at a hospital in El Paso, Texas, after the shooting Thursday evening in nearby Chaparral. Authorities said Glasser was struck in the hand when the gun accidentally went off, and Acosta was hit in the left arm. Their injuries were not life-threatening, authorities said

fast foods make my stomache hurt. i stopped eating it as often, maybe once a month or sumthing. i go to TOGOS often and get that half sandwich, half salad combo. it aint too bad. it dont make me sleepy like fast food does.

used NSX's (early 90's) go for bout $30k. bout newer models go for bout $90k. yea... i think thats bout rite.

no mags, all my porn is on my laptop, so no mouse, haha nah, but for reals tho, i was cutting jalapenos to make salsa for the tamales im maken.

im on fire! haha. it only lasted for bout 30 mins.

i was choppin sum jalapenos, and i guess i didnt wash my hands good enough, then i went to take a piss, now it burns. it dont burn when i pee. it just burns period. :eek: