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Mercer

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  1. I like some vag hairs, but Imagine how musty her bush must be, then imagine there's probably somebody out there brave enough to go in face first.
  2. Wife is going nuts in the kitchen today, just made some kind of Quinoa salad with golden beets that was killer, as we're eating it she says she's making a homemade pizza today with onions, capers, and anchovies. It's called "Pissaladière" or "Provençal Onion Pizza" and sounds like it's either really fucking good, or a complete disaster Updates with photo's later, please keep this future pizza in your prayers today. Bonus tip: When your wife makes something for you (from scratch) it's spelled "homemade", when your ex does it, it's spelled "hoemade".
  3. 12ozProphet shirts here: https://12ozprophet.com/collections/apparel/tee Cop the next release.
  4. Just scratch them, hand in pants, then assert dominance by rubbing your finger under the nose of the highest ranking individual present...
  5. I meant for my last post up there to go in the Nike thread.
  6. Organic peanut butter is the worst type of peanut butter. The oil always separates and you have to stir it back in, and it just doesn't tase as good as the processed non-organic brands like Skippy, and Jif.
  7. lol, disgusting. The only slice I'd consider is slicing the bottom of them pockets with a razor and slide that phone out straight to eBay so I could go buy a good pizza.
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