Magnum OPiss

Ay Zu... Pm me your number. It's been a min. I'm trying to kick it. Oh by the way I finally caught that episode of True Life im an alcoholic and its hella funny to see you in that bitch. I remember when you left rgue's house talking about im about to be on MTV... Haha Hilarious.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo dear cali, No link.. just goggled it. 0cool

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo Banana fish is amazing... and one day you'll be tall enough to ride a rollercoaster

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear anyone, I was googling pimp quotes that famous pimps have said and god damn were they hilarity. "A hoes legs is a hoes best friends but sometime best friends got to go their seperate ways" -Dolemite Theres more gold but you get the jist. -Zerocool aka Magnum aka el diablo

Hot noodoo

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear cali... What you doin for your bday homie

Ok I knew this guy *ahem* lets call him 0-chill.... Well 0 has done the following things for little quick mini come ups.... 1. If you got a wholesale fish store in your area go visit it now. They let you walk around with a waterbucket and a net and let you swoop up some expensive gems in hope you'd pay at the front. Nunka. You bring large ziplocs that can handle wieght and a big jacket. Discus fish retail at $50 and you can sell em back to the mom and pop fish shops for 25. In one hour 0 banked out 8 bills with fish. Mo money mo money mo money. 2. Computer recycling. Go out to an Industrial area with some boltcutters and start cutting off all the locks on the trash cans. Some places have some good shit. Proceed to dumpster dive. 0 found an office building being shutdown one time and they just threw out most of their electronics. 0 stripped the computers all down and got paid to recycle them at another spot. In one night of dumpster diving 0 made grip. 3. Not really a hustle but 0 made $35 doing a 30 minute online survey. Really wasn't worth the time but hey this about come-ups I guess. 4. Tip jars are an excellent source of a quick 10 to 20. 0 once ordered a banana split at baskin robbins and paid them with their own tips and banked out a quick 7 bucks. 5. Bootlegging. If you got "teh interwebz" and some software then have a go. 6. 0's homie used to just swipe bottles and sell em back to friends. If you're good a quick couple of bills for 40 minutes of work. 7. Ok so quality to make quantity on this next one. Buy an onion of a-1 work step on it a couple of times and you can tripple up. If you dont got the start up capitol you can find a payday advance spot if you're employed if not go with the fish. But if you aint makin big mjoves its not usually worth the risck. Read freakonomics about how drug dealers usually make less than minimum wage. 8. Hook ups. If you got homies at spots that can hook shit up take advantage. 0 used to sell sunglasses, toys, cell phones, fireworks, clothes, body kits, tranquility fountains, shit just about anything. 9. Ok so if you want TV's at a discounted price here ya go. Find a brand new flatscreen, purchase it with a credit card and ask for delivery. Note that the box was damaged. The take a blade and scratch up the back. Return it and demand for your money back. Have a friend come in and purchase that same TV cause it will noe be discounted close to 2 bills. Theres more but I'll leave it alone for now

what the fuck went on last night.... I remember playing street fighter 4 while drunk and high on percs and typing to fucks but I dont remember one thing that I typed

thanks thats it.....fuck ive hella been craving that spot

so basically i take a bunch of aromatics and some nice twine add a little bit of chickoree and you got yourself some old fashioned potpourri sirs....Man Talk

happy bday...even though you wont answer one simple effing text about the name of the pizza shop owned buy hippies in sac

Whats going on in here

<----- 8g's of works bought this year

me too

So I saw this little number at barnes and noble for 3 bucks. I almost got it but I couldnt bring myself to do it...

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear ch0, Mag's top ten list for how to get over a break up 10. Cocaine- not just for 80's movie stars anymore. This loveable wonder drug will help you on your way to Dumpsville. Population.....you. 9. Booze- Especially effective when mixed with cocaine just only in the right amounts. How do you know when you've reached the right amount? When you're almost fired from your shit job and you've exhausted all alcohol in the house so you're reduced to drinking Listerine. 8. French pop songs- Trust me if you don't feel upbeat listening to this sappy shit you must not have a soul. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LoY37T_nv5U 7. Nostalgia photos- Remember all those naked pics you took of your love promising not to show anyone else, you little pho-tog you. Now is the time to whip them shits out and show to all your buddies what you we're having when you had it. Share that slice of pie nigga. 6. Excercise- Guess what. No one likes a whiny bitch and all those pounds you put on while you were "comfortable" ain't helpin either. While taking your mind off of things excercise revs up testosterone allowing you to pound more jaegerbombs while trolling for skanks. "Yeah I shout when I get my swell on at the gym, that's only cause I want everyone to know how ripped I am" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M 5. Surround yourself with friends- Friends will tell you the truth and if you're being excessively sullen they won't even bother to talk. Use that as a motivational charge to get up off your ass and do something. 4. Fuck everything- Chances are if you were in a LTR you won't be having pussy/dick on tap anymore and why not blow off a little steam with just lowering your standards a bit. Remember that fat chick you would just let blow you and (for the ladies) that guy friend you'd never let hit cause he'd get too attatched well pick up the phone and give them a call. Chances are they are waiting by the phone anyways so time to brighten up both your days with some below the belt fuckpunching. Fuckpunching is a trademarked word by mag 3. Hobbies- Go out and do things. Make a model car and sniff the glue. Fuck do anything. Art museums. Walk around a park with a puppy not only would this help but you know how much ass you get if your puppy is cute. As long as your dog doesn't look like this you should be good to go. 2. Isolation- Take a couple weeks off and be a hermit. You need some inner you time to figure out what it all meant. You'll start finding shit out about yourself that you wouldnt know being attatched for so long. Stand in front of a mirror naked and just pick apart your body. 5 minutes of that shit you'll break out into laughter and realize single life aint so bad. and now my number 1 thing to do after a break-up 1. Fuck their family/best friend- Jesus Christos I cant even begin to tell you how much of a stress reliever this is. The inherent gloating factor of this alone is worth its weight in gold. Just remember to take pics for evidence then wheatpaste it wherever your ex frequents like on the side of their new partners car, their little brothers school, or the planned parenthood you caught the two walking out of.

I can't take australian accents seriously....

Enjoy.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUGEHBs5oWY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdgREmzi97o

Some personal recommendations.....

tears...i want sushi and a tall sapporo on a hot day with a fine bitch who can keep up a conversation

Re: COMPLIMENT THE PERSON ABOVE YOU - no homo Seyerface can turn a pixelated mess into a universal wonderland

i dont know what it is but man i can really go for a dr pepper cherry right now

Whatever plays on my pandora which currently is the shit song by kate nash

That looks like a fucking horrible party. All the pictures kinda have this opium den haze filter going on. Everyone looks fuckin twacked out. I mean the shit is pretty funny I guess but that still means people were kickin it in a room where shit is not in a toilet....

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Ex-GF I havent seen in 4 years, This is a fore-warning to that cooch of yours. I'm glad you accepted to chill with me after work next week cause my dick's been looking for a rematch and this time the gloves are off (metaphorically speaking, safe sex kids). I'm not bringing the D-game this time. I'm stepping it up to the full B+ (A game reserved for wifey). But I digress... I just wanted to let you know that I will be practicing all weekend long fucking 20lb bags of sand preparing to demolish that shit. I'm going to shoto strike it, some street fighter 4 moves that ken and ryu can't do. We're taking it to the couch, the kitchen counter, to the futon, to the bed, to the shower. Final summation... my dick is a hurricane combo of a Hulkamania leg drop, a bulletproof falcon, a Bruce Willis stare with the starpower of Zac Effron. Your vagina is the prey. Toodles. :D -Mag "breaking my vow of celibacy" O'piss PS wish me luck oontzers