Like public transport? None here. I couldn't catch a bus to town if I wanted to. And if I do make the twenty minute drive to the nearest pick up point, there's one bus a day.
Good internet reception? I live in an area that the highest monthly limit is 10GB and it costs me $130/m. My posts are like drops of gold in this motherfucker.
No rubbish collection.
No street lights.
No recycling.
An overworked health care system that is run by arbitrary numbers to appease the talk back radio listeners.
Oh, you want power? Really? How much? Three phase like the rest of the world... nah son, we don't do things like that 'round here. So I had to buy a fuckin' generator the size of an F150 Duallie to run my place otherwise I live in darkness.
Hate to get serious, but two days before an election....