theprotester

Yes. I find it hilarious that one of the most iconic 'Straya Cunt' beers ( V B ) was recently purchased by SAB for a cool $12.3B. They should buy me out, the cheap bastards.

False. Best Coast Kings. TPBM has a plane to catch this week.

False. But I have definitely fallen the fuck off. I found some old steez in a suitcase and I have definitely regressed in quality of work over the last five years. TPBM is pretty sure they're getting a call from the cops today.

Fat people TV. True. TPBM is fat.

Hahaha. I'll cop that sweet.

Meanwhile, in Australia; http://youtu.be/ReX2Se64vPM

True as the day is long. Hard call. TPBM has to make a hard call today.

I got you mass.

I see no reason a straight man would say that, let alone use it as a security device. True. TPBM should really answer the phone, it might be important, but it might just be the same old shit not worth picking up for.

Flavour. But true. TPBM is having steak for breakfast, feeling like a boss.

True. FUCK A LEGAL WALL. TPBM still loves the smell of fresh paint.

Three. True. TPBM is waiting for the sun to come up.

True. Not groceries, but hard to get ingredients. TPBM knows the farmer that grows their vegetables.

True. TPBM got bashed by a mob of druggies yesterday.

Looks like it says PIER not NICER.

What kind of faggot wears an earring? TPBM still rocks a minidisc.

Fuck you. I have a phobia of frogs. FUCK YOU. TRUE. TPBM is scared of something weird too!!

I throw myself into lucrative situations all the time. TPBM goes to the local fish and chip shop once a week.

False. Omniscience is my gift. TPBM is listening to music they paid for right now.

Drank. TPBM pours out a little liquor.

Thinking ahead.

That shit was yesterday. True though. Big wave surfing should be left to seriously experienced crew only. Shit is not a game. True. TPBM is still taking donations for a charity that folded years ago.

Woke up tired a couple of hours ago. Sucks. TPBM has lost their favourite pillow.

Ice = cold = less flavour. If you have cask strength whisky though, you should be adding a slight of water to it anyway. The main advantage of a Glencairn is if you have to endure a serious tasting by guideline, where you need to return to the glass three or four times over the hour, then again after it's been empty for a good while after. The shape will hold the nose, and legs by finger are measured off a Glencairn. It's a wanky, drawn out clap trap if you ask me, but don't tell the SMWS - because they take it kind of seriously....! Welcome back nuggetchops.