theprotester

We'd look after you. Wearing that would make drinking a pint pretty fuckin' shithouse.

Why wouldn't he just wear pants?

False. I ain't on that superstition get up. TPBM is on that superstition get up.

Haha, you blokes REALLY don't want to come to Australia.

For me, true. But I would like to make more so I could pay my staff more. TPBM doesn't believe me and thinks I'd squirrel it all away and build an intricate tunnel network between my house and the local watering hole.

False. I take two phones with me everywhere. TPBM gets reception, everywhere.

...true. TPBM eats dinner for breakfast.

Push through the sleepless nights, they will calm down. Eat well and eat early, somewhere around 630PM is best. Say no to pills, you're dead right, it'll just be the next thing you 'need'. I have good nights, bad nights. For me, diet is the main thing I can control to help with sleep patterns.

For almost three years the £1.7m Bugatti Veyron Super Sport has been the fastest production car in the world. Until today. Guinness World Records announced that it has stripped Bugatti of the title after discovering that the car used to set the record time of 267.8mph had been modified with the result that it had breached the rules. The record attempt, which took place in July 2010 and was featured on Top Gear, was reinvestigated after an enquiry made by Driving.co.uk. It followed suggestions that the record-breaking Veyron did not qualify as a production car because a speed restrictor, fitted to each of the 30 cars sold to the public, had been deactivated. In a statement released on Friday, Guinness World Records, the British-based company which is recognised as the authority on world record attempts, confirmed that the suspicions were correct. “It has come to the attention of Guinness World Records that there was an oversight in its adjudication of the ‘Fastest production car’ which was set in 2010 by the Bugatti Veyron 16.4 Super Sport,” said Jaime Strang, PR Director of the company. “As the car’s speed limiter was deactivated, this modification was against the official guidelines. Consequently, the vehicle’s record set at 431.072 km/h is no longer valid. Following this, Guinness World Records is reviewing this category with expert external consultants to ensure our records fairly reflect achievements in this field.” The company’s rules state that that the car that sets the record must be mechanically identical to those on sale to the public. The announcement is likely to mean that the title of the world’s fastest production car now reverts to a small company in America, called Shelby SuperCars. Its Ultimate Aero held the record of 256.1mph before the Veyron Super Sport. Questions about Bugatti’s record were raised by another American car maker, Hennessey, which claims that its Venom GT should be the fastest production car in the world. It has been clocked at 265.7mph but has not recorded a speed under world record conditions, which require an average speed to be set over two timed runs. Bugatti is standing by its world record. A spokeswoman said, “Guinness knew the Veyron’s speed limiter was deactivated but that for safety reasons, cars subsequently sold to customers would have their speed limiters activated [set at 258mph].” The spokeswoman said that customers who bought the Veyron Super Sport will have been told it was the world’s fastest production car but insisted the model’s reputation would be safe. “It’s not a hard blow if we lose this title. The Super Sport is more than just a world-record car.” Bugatti said it would be seeking clarification from Guinness World Records.

Damn.

You're both right.

Nope. Just opened up the freezer. TPBM just finished their last show of the day and is ready for a tall frosty.

True. But I heard it's more painful? TPBM doesn't know how people find this stuff out.

False. TPBM runs the a/c with the windows down like who gives a fuck.

False. TPBM is an aggressive driver.

SKIPPED IT. TPBM has a fairly well integrated surveillance system they can check from their phone.

STREETS IS HOT

Not personally. But I'm here, right? TPBM thinks it's about that time.

Chubby midgets innit.

True. Dickies every day of the year. TPBM is itching to paint.

Just made a decision actually. Picking up a new dog tomorrow. True. E: False. Though after specifically telling the phone co. that I don't like how big the S3 and iphone's are, they sent me a Lumia, which I swear is fucking bigger. TPBM reckons it's fuckin' bigger.

I'm fucked out by time zones again, can someone tell me how long until the Michigan/Syracuse game starts please?

Haha, the right arm in that photo always fucks me out.

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