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just date asian women, and not only can you skip the traveling expenses, but you can get your nails done for free when theres nothing else for them to do. at least thats what my girlfriend does when i'm passed out on the couch. it's a weird thing to get used to waking up to sometimes.

Crucial Unit - Thrashin` is my business, and business is mediocre at best

i think the bricks should be spared from her face, and instead placed gently into her vagina. ok. not gently. but dropped into her vagina from 5 stories. by the wheelbarrow full.

I don't normally start threads, but this is mind numbing. Discuss.

Why would it?

if you have a car, you pretty much have as much jailbait as you want. tell them you've got a friend that'll totally get them a warm beer and half a joint, and you'll have 15 year old sluts doing whatever you want.

once she dies i think the gene pool will be that much less stagnant

personally, i'd check your local newspaper and see if they're looking for any seniors that left a nursing home or something like that. it happens all the time over here (northeast)

The Dwarves - astroboy

Cripple Bastards - sogno un mondo senza...

i propped the shit outta whoever i could prop. return it and ya got more comin` your way later

did you forget to wipe?

more probation paid off than i thought i would, got a decent foothold in the IT industry, and moved into a nice house. beats the fuck out of living in an overpriced dump and selling weed so i can eat ramen daily

Kind of off topic, but still on topic. http://www.theghostfacedoll.com/ TOP OF THE DOLL: The doll is adorned with Ghostface's do-rag and Red Yankees fitted. The hat is poseable any which way you want, from Ghostface's touch the sky with the bill or str8 up backwards like we all used to do. EAGLE WRISTBAND: The wristband that has since been melted has been resurrected. Ghostface's classic, "how did he carry that heavy thing?" eagle wristband, has been scaled down and recreated for his doll. It adorns a diamond in the front and is made with 14k gold. CHAIN AND PENDANT: "Medallions the size of dinner plates." Ghostface's classic godly dinner plate has been recreated and scaled for his doll. Made with 14k gold, this chain and pendant is one of the flashiest pieces of jewelry you will ever see on a doll, or even a real life rapper. ROBE AND SHOES: The Ghostface Doll rocks a classic Ghostdini robe that would be fit for a king. This robe shows you that Ghost was all about comfort. The doll is also wearing the Ghostface signature Wallabees. Ghostface single handedly made these shoes cool for everyone to wear, and helped give everyone an alternative to dress shoes. The doll also has one pant leg tucked into his shoe, in classic Ghost fashion. AUDIO: Like A Wu Tang Magic Eight Ball: Built with a state of the art electronic voice unit the doll speaks originally recorded lines from the wally don himself. All it takes is the push of a button to hear some of the illest lines ghostface ever recorded. SOUND BYTE TITLES: I put it in em shot up in em deadly venom Ghostface, ghostface Remember when i longed dicked you and broke your ovary Yo bitch i fucked your friend ya you stank ho. PACKAGING: The Doll is enclosed in a box that has remanants of Fine Louis XIII cognac. The design on the packaging is a Ghostface monogram print which includes the eagle and GF logo. On the inside of the box behind the actual doll itself is a black and white NY skyline to represent the place where hip hop and Ghostface come from. MIX TAPE: Take a journey through 36 of Ghostface's greatest hits mixed by none other than World Famous Beat Junkie, DJ Rhettmatic. The mixtape is exclusive to this product and is numbered in correlation to the numbered dol

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my ex used to live in dubai for quite some time, her dad used to make a fucking KILLING working there, enough to buy a house on the greek isles. but on the street, things are a lot easier to get away with. mainly they squeeze you fucking when coming back from flights. i mean, don't get me wrong, you'll get similar charges, but it's a LOT less likely that they'll bother you at all. but that's fucking insane. at least in the states they have rules against microscopic amount that aren't even able to be psychoactive.

Shit, i thought this thread was about the seth putnam band you're fired. Either way, milk the state, get unemployment and sell drugs while working under the table. i feel like i'm going to be doing the same verrrrrrrry soon.

the episode that nick refused to air where ren beats the living fuck out of george liquor with a boat oar is the best episode there is of ren and stimpy, hands down.

Re: dear kat von d would you help me iron out my fred perry shirt? and get my lonsdale hoodie

damn man, it's good that i drink this shit by the jug when i go skating 3+ times a week. i'll just have to up it to skating day and lunchbreak now.

rjd2 - making days longer

Fuck I'm dead - licky webster

Dead Boys - Down In Flames

Dead Milkmen - Punk Rock Girl!!!!!

Anti-Nowhere league - So what