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You don't hear LaRussa cryin' do ya? Face it, Detroit was CinderFUCKIN'rella this season and the clock has struck midnight! YADI YADI YADI

GO CARDINALS....They win the next three and they won't have to face Kenny Roger's Tarball.

^^^^^ Happy endings exist. They just cost $50. extra

It's worked for you <----, without your ankle monitor you'd be out robbin' liquor stores instead of entertaining us with your superior intellect.

My mom tried to beat the shit out of me with a fluffy slipper. I was trying not to laugh when she realized what she was hitting me with. Every couple of years I buy year new slippers as a reminder.

Me too!! I prefer womanholes to manholes

Just kidding.... as far as you know

Nice try!!! Courts don't give "Criminally Insane" hospital stays to minors. Even if you were 18 when they sent you, you would have had to serve your full sentence. They don't give "good time" to nutbags. SOOOOO, what color was the dirt bike you found in the garage.

San Diego.....Is German for a whale's vagina. I just love that word.

^^^^^ 36,376 posts over 5 1/2 years = 6613.8 posts a year, divided by 12 months = 551.15 posts per month. Your not immortal your a shut in. Are you one of those guys who weighs 600lbs and calls Richard Simmons over every Christmas. Just fuckin' wit ya!

Deniro put on 50 lbs and kicked ASS in the Untouchables. I love the scene where he brains that guy with the bat! Heat was the greatest movie ever. Both Pacino and Deniro were outstanding.

When I was a kid my dad told me that because he was a fireman he was allowed to smoke cigarettes, his lungs were used to the smoke. Fucker died of lung cancer in 2004. I quit smoking before he died but told him it was because smokes were $4 a pack.

The guy on the toilet was Neil Rackers after last nights game. Cardinals suck!

Nice job! Thats alot of weight to drop. You either worked real hard or have an aggressive tape worm.

Hey Dwight, I hear you are being promoted to Asst to the Regional Director. Ha Ha Ok, I'll go back to my burgers

Some one got shit canned to necessitate your "temp" position. Of course they are nice to you, they need a warm body. Good luck! Wait till the honeymoons over.

just kidding....engine failure 15 mins after takeoff. Plane fell off of radar ay 58th in Manhattan.

ESPN reports Corey Lidle was an outcast for being a "scab" pitcher in 1994. Played on 6 teams in 10 seasons, gave up 3 runs in game four against Detroit. Possible suicide?

Violent crime will skyrocket no matter who wins. All four cities have crazy gang violence. I say St. Louis over Oakland. Final numbers: New York: 15 killed, one manager fired. Detriot: 11 killed, 5 cars set on fire. Oakland: 6 killed, Families sue City of Oakland. St Louis: 50 killed by angry A's fans. People wearing red jersey's mistaken for "Bloods"

It is a good watch. I don't agree with most of it but it is always good to get both sides of an arguement. Worth watching for sure.

Good Job, Violent! Most of my friends would never quit weed for a piss test. They continue to take shitty construction type jobs while I sit at a desk and collect my cash. Better job equals better weed. No more "shake bowls" for me. Good Luck!

Sex in the morning Sex at night Sex in the afternoon, s'all right Ain't a man or Earth that could stay alive without a (boom boom boom) SEX DRIVE!

WTF???? I prefer paint on walls to paint on balls!

Because you can't love a sport where the women of your country are better than the men. That is MAN LAW.

Soccer is cool. I love when they score a goal, rip their jersey off and run around in their sports bra. I'd bang Brandi Chastain.