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You will never see orange slices and Capri Sun's being passed out at Football or Baseball games. Soccer takes skill but could never equate to the NFL or MLB

How 'bout FUCKFACE... That is a name you can take to the bank. "Hey FUCKFACE, would you like to go paint tonight?"

Meat Curtains= loose sloppy labias Turd Burglar= someone who fucks over their own friends Scrass= the skin between a man's scrot and ass Vulvanus= the skin between a vulva and anus

My bad! I only speak engrish. No hablo soccer.

OOOLAAY Olay Olay Olay!!! GOOOOOOOOOOOAL !!!! That's all you need to know. Good Luck with your team. Expansion Sucks!

Uniforms are sweeeeet. Don't have to make mom lay my clothes out anymore. But if she fucks up my brown bag lunch I'll kick her right in the mouth.

Re: Tell me this cop aint a nigga!!!! Great!! Do you wear a bullet proof vest while "writing"? Do you prefer jelly filled donuts to glazed old fashions? Do you work with any hot lady cops?

Re: Tell me this cop aint a nigga!!!! Writing tickets???? Now I get it! All this time I thought "writers" were graffiti artists. This truly is a Cop thread. Can someone sign off my fix-it ticket?

I second that motion. I got my ass kicked daily in 4th grade until I learned I could trade my math skills for protection. By sixth grade I learned to protect myself and was left alone. If I ever run into that MuthaFucka that stole my lunch money, I'll.........go back to my computer and talk shit about him.

Re: Tell me this nigga aint a cop!!!! -----> is totally paranoid. He's like a internet McCarthy looking for cops instead of Communists. Hey Arrow, swallow the blue pill quick before your trapped in the MATRIX. FREAK

68 for 110 = 61.8%, not bad! Almost as bad as Shaq's free throw percentage. Florida SWAT needs to hit the range a little more often. GOOD WORK, BOYZ!

Simple fact: If an asshole is crazy enough to kill a cop then the asshole would not think twice about killin' a grandma, a mom or a kid. Fuck that asshole! I'm glad the cops killed his sorry ass. The cop that arrested me for DUI was cool. He called me a "Happy Drunk"

Re: Tell me this nigga aint a cop!!!! I've watched Dateline NBC. Cops know they can't catch anybody on the internet so they bring college kids into the game or snitches.

Someone should invent an EPT stick for the HIV. Minus sign good to hit it. Positive sign you better quit it. If we gotta wrap it to tap it, she should have to pee on it to swing on it.

Hey Putz, BNE= Big Nasty Erection which is what he's been stickin' up ur arse. His name is Richard Fitzwell but his friends call him "Dick".

Porn of Profit.....HILARIOUS. That reporter looked like a pedophile.

Re: The Camel Toe Thread Charlie's Angel TOES....YUMMY

I was pissed over the 12-pack I lost to 49er fan. Better luck next week

borrow a little kid...brother, sister, nephew or niece. Take the little shit to the park and throw a frisbee or some bull shit... Act like you love the kid and watch the women flock to you.. If you can change a diaper in public, bitches be trippin' over themselves to get at you.