1. Photoshop
2. A goat born with some sort of rare birth defect/mutation. The locals were worshipping it as a blessing from the gods.
3. The largest bear ever shot, on record.
True. Although my boss is being a faggot right now. Keeps nickel and diming me. Claims he doesn't have enough money to pay. There's not much worse than working hard all month and being broke.
TPBM has stabbed one of their bosses.
SKATE FASTER AND HARDER. Alls I'm saying is that if you been riding the same setup since grade seven, you can't even be trying. Broken and thrashed equipment is a sign of progression.