vanfullofretards

I think he was reminding you of how you get off on fingers up your butt dude

That's a good way to break someones ankle

I saw him creeping

GTFO POZ

Hahaha, well some other nsmbfan on PS3 just got a really weird message from me.

Do you play on PS3? I've never added anyone... I don't have a mic but i'm a wicked with the apache

Battlefield 3 ... I'm about to play that shit right now

Why Rational People Buy Into Conspiracy Theories From the NY Times^ .. great read

Just watched... highly recommend

Beer

"there's enough porn on the internet, 12oz doesn't need anymore" What if this is our main source for porn? HUH? What are you going to do then?? The NSFW .gif thread is full of gaping assholes and murdered vaginas I love murdered vaginas, B, don't fuck with my shit. K??

Fuck that abstract shit, yo!

A New 'Smart Rifle' Decides When To Shoot And Rarely Misses

Hey good deal man, too bad about the prices though. What other midwest brews are there? If they have any Central Waters, try it out

Illuminati died?? Damn... RIP

Maybe

Looks like one of my local breweries is shipping to your neck of the woods Protester! $10 though? God damn.

bump

I was sheriff of this county when I was twenty-five years old. Hard to believe. My grandfather was a lawman; father too. Me and him was sheriffs at the same time; him up in Plano and me out here. I think he's pretty proud of that. I know I was. Some of the old time sheriffs never even wore a gun. A lotta folks find that hard to believe. Jim Scarborough'd never carried one; that's the younger Jim. Gaston Boykins wouldn't wear one up in Comanche County. I always liked to hear about the oldtimers. Never missed a chance to do so. You can't help but compare yourself against the oldtimers. Can't help but wonder how they would have operated these times. There was this boy I sent to the 'lectric chair at Huntsville Hill here a while back. My arrest and my testimony. He killt a fourteen-year-old girl. Papers said it was a crime of passion but he told me there wasn't any passion to it. Told me that he'd been planning to kill somebody for about as long as he could remember. Said that if they turned him out he'd do it again. Said he knew he was going to hell. "Be there in about fifteen minutes". I don't know what to make of that. I sure don't. The crime you see now, it's hard to even take its measure. It's not that I'm afraid of it. I always knew you had to be willing to die to even do this job. But, I don't want to push my chips forward and go out and meet something I don't understand. A man would have to put his soul at hazard. He'd have to say, "O.K., I'll be part of this world."

^suspicious quotation marks

Daaamn someone from my hometown was in that plane. 1 of 7. RIP