New Girl,
Holy shit! They DO still make disposables....
http://www.amazon.com/Fujifilm-Quicksnap-Flash-Single-Use-Camera/dp/B00012YIA0/ref=sr_1_4?s=photo&ie=UTF8&qid=1374621167&sr=1-4 As far as visiting, yeah I was kidding. I'd never drive somewhere to see a chick without getting some pics first. I will be PM'ing you about this camera situation.
-VFOR
PS... You're over 18, right?