vanfullofretards

Only on Valentines Day The person below me would rather racecar than not racecar

Dalai lama got dat wizdom #freethailand

I bet that tickled

I was reading in Motor Trend... or maybe it was Car and Driver, anyways, the new S-Class Mercedes has drive assist, which means it basically drives the car for you in traffic jams under 37mph. It stops, accelerates and turns ALL ON IT'S OWN... by using stereo cameras and following the car ahead of you. Fucking crazy. It also has a 'perfumer' which can be sent through the air vents, it comes with four scents, but you can put in Chanel No.5 if you so desire. Ridiculous. Cars these days, I tell ya.

White Guilt

Happy birthday bert

I guess people got sick of listening to him grunt and bark into a microphone.

I FUCK BITCHES THEN I GET MONEYYYYYYY!

Super smash. Do you think it's corny to get tattoos of quotes, even if it's done well?

Never stick your dick in crazy.

The only questioned asked at this guys interview was "How much giraffe can you pick up at once?"

That's true, if you're brewing your own it's a lot cheaper. But if you're not, $2 cup in the morning, $3 red bull in the afternoon... Shit adds up.

False, I need all the balance I can get. The person below me has golfed at least once in their life

It doesn't look like hygiene is high on her list of priorities, nice body though.

daily energy drink and/or coffee = $5 a day x 30 = $150 a month botttle of 100 caffeine pills = $5 (one pill is equivalent to 2-3 cups of coffee) One bottle will last you about 3 months (assuming you'll only take one a day)= you save $445 every 3 months.

"I work in non fiction television and have made shows for History and Discovery. The execs at these companies grew up watching these channels and actually want to make educational informative documentaries. Unfortunately no one watches documentaries anymore, so we have to appeal to the lowest common denominator and make reality tv trash to remain competitive. " Awesome thread, thanks.

Proper nonsense MedCab

CIL is on a bender or he's going through his recycling bin

I also got the IPA from them... so far so good

Escape tunnels lol You're still gonna find yourself in Detroit bro #trapped4life