ShortFuse

who gives a fuck? really? there is thousands of us. Although i do love when certain ones are singled out for laughs..I was there once hahaha...doesnt mean this'll happen again right? haha

hmmm yeah ive paid for a membership or two in tha past....screw it though cause a membership is better than hunting through those damn thumbnails gettn more trojans..

So a co-worker of mine is a mother and she loves to go on rants every once in a while. Usually its nothing but hilarity. Well this rant she went on talking about what she saw in the new was kinda hilarious but kinda sad at the same time. Vodka tampons? Anal Beer Bongs? whata zey FUCK!! Kinda are getting highs through inserting tampons into their anus or vagina...or doing beer bongs vice versa. I can understand how the idea arose because of suppositories being affective but....really? I mean come on? DRINK DAMNIT!! I found a bunch of links about this but heres an easy Youtube link.

So a friend of ours bought this nice double lot in my area. It was a foreclosed home and just needs some slight work. Weve been working on it for a couple of weeks and have seen the usual pests that inhabit a home when vacant for a good minute. Although, around the house, shed, and back studio structure weve been seeing these lil red and black bugs. Literally if you pause and look at the ground, it moves. They are EVERYWHERE!!! Although they arent inside. I read into it and found out theyre Box Elder Bugs or Milkweed bugs. Examining them and the pictures Ive come to the conclusion that theyre box elder bugs. So theyre harmless...and they cant live inside homes...fine but they seriously coat the ground. There really is no way to exterminate them unless you use some wack crazy chemical. My brother and I will eventually be living on the property and hes worries about using strong chemicals with his daughter and dog around. Basically what Im getting at is has any of you had issues with these lil shits? Any home remedies that youve used? I was going to try a tobacco based insecticide that I know my mother has used once for pests and worked well. Contributions?

I dont remember Silver Surfer acting evil, although it has been a long time since the last time I even check with that shit, COME ON GREEN LANTERN MOVIE!! Cause green lantern is the most powerful of all. If the user has the will the power has the way, those who read the comics know this..thank you and I bid you a good night.

Gin and Tonics, Whiskey Gingers , and beer. That is all I drink. rotate...of course not in order.....Gin and tonics at the moment and for New Years. Gin makes you sin.....yeah itll be a fun new years.

Bitches love drama, at times that shit is better than sex to them. But I some what agree with IOU, cause it could go either way.

if done right any christmas light decoration can look good. I remember I was cruise with my ex looking at lights and my friends house was the first house we saw and they were unplugged. I got the fuck out and plugged them back in. His mom was the only home and she about had a heart attack cause she didnt know what the fuck was going on. Pretty funny.....at least the day after when I heard the whole story.

2 packs of easy mac and a can of white albacore tuna fish during a drunken night. The rule is you have to be at least 3 beers in when you get that typical urge of hunger and could eat anything. Try it.......shits gooda.

he is right

HAHAHA wow, you all have too much time on your hands.

I like the crabs pic, ahahha, see the thing is I dont give a fuck what you guys think, ha. Kill youre egos cause theyre getting too big cause fat bitches cant even handle then anymore.

ha what ever, no worries.

My girl friend loves crabs cause shes a cancer and what not, so I made this for her and I just found it funny.

yeah sorry i was on my way home, drunk, and no camera handy

HAHAHAHA, sorry I spoke it aloud.

Ha wouldnt that be funny if she check 12oz and saw what you said.

I dont really know but it caught me off gaurd. I think it was totally out of line, and really doesnt help the way this world is going. It was a Ford billboard that said; Dont support their economy, support ours. I dunno I was drunk and I think that was quoted right. but really what the fuck. If I worked for any foreign company I would definatly protest. But thats just how I feel.

If they made instumental albums that shit would go like triple uranium. Lyrically they suck.

same

Seriously what the fuck. Can this thread just end. Everyone whos trying sounds like shit. All these "rappers" try and be too damn smart and say the coolest things that it never makes any sense. shut the fuck up, you suck and like boogie "youre doing a horrible job"

I dunno Im just bored as fuck, unemployed again and just recently hooked up with this jawn 4 years older than I. Whats the oldest and youngest jawn youve been with?

12oz personals...........oh yeah Im signing up. You ready ladies, My dike ass is coming after ya!!! mUAHHAHAH

Ive been un employed and living off my last pay check for the past 2 weeks. I havent found a job yet and it sucks bad cause even if I find one tomorrow it will be at least 2 weeks to get my first paycheck or 3 if Im hired in the middle of a pay period. After my bills which have already passed this month I got 100 bucks to my name for when ever a job comes.

Nah Nothing illegal you bastards that came in here looking for something to sink your teeth into. Im just saying date bitches your age or older dont let them be younger than you by over a year, Cause the younger the more damn fucking drama they bring. Alright let the comments rip me to pieces..........