ShortFuse

So I quit my job the other day! Feels good yet stressful at the same point since Im unemployed. I was tired of getting shit for crap I didnt do and just biting my lip. So finally last week I got alot of shit over a stupid cart, yeah A STUPID CART!! So I proceeded to cut my boss of from bitching at me and tell my side and what actually happened. He said he didnt give a shit and would fire me if shit continued so fuck him I quit. Then after all the hollering back and forth and I was on my way out, I guess he realized that he wouldnt have any time off until he found a new assistant and it was 2 years before me. See that was like my job security, my boss didnt have any time off and when I came in I gave him everyother weekend off. So I guess he realized that as I was walking out and was tryn to get me to come and talk it over with him while he smoked, but then made it look like I was the one at total fault. Fuck that I quit and kept walking. Just thought Id vent and share. Anyone else have it rough at a job and quit because of it?

Ummm well I work in a Nursing and Assisted Living facilty as a maintenance worker so I used to go to a vacant room and just lock myself in there, turn the air to a nice temp, roll up a towel for a pillow, and sleep for an hour and a half. I sleep every morning at work for at least an hour cause I get there about 2 hours before my boss and hes the only person over top of me. I was afraid of housekeepers finding me so I moved to the hardware storage room and I sit on a bucket of plaster and lean up against 2 shelves with boxes (quite comfortable actually). I switch it up a bit and sleep in the electrical room where all the breakers are. Good Stuff.

Ramen noodles oriental flavor, some soy sauce, some sesame oil, some brocolli, some carrots n what not and some red peppers

Ok, so Im looking for the old black head vacuum thingy that sucked out your black heads and clogged poors cause you know my ass needs some fucking work.

Re: ---Contest: Make my Burning Man thread Take off the towel...........take off the towel.......oh they caught us!

So Im a maintenance worker in a senior nursing facility and a ALF and my god like 3 times a week I dont know where they come from but sheit some hot hired nurses and doctors come threw. We got vacant rooms in all, its just not fair cause I can never spit any game at them. Just thought Id share with you cause once again today......yet another rolled through.

I just broke up with my girl last week and I havent been able to sleep at all, just a bit but its the dreams that wake my ass up. Fuck Love

Last time someone asked me if I heard that hyphy cuh? I thought the kid sneezed then I realized oh shit he was talking about that weak shit in the west.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a Ford pinto? 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Theres a boat full of kids and on this boat is also a Rabbi, Minister, and a Priest. All of the sudden the boat starts to sink! Rabbi says: OMG WE HAVE TO SAVE THE CHILDREN Minister says: SCREW THE KIDS Priest says: can we??:D :D :D :D Why are black people afraid of chain saws? Cause they go RUNNNNIGGGGGGAAAAANIGANIGANIGA so this guy is in a barand goes to the bartender and says, "I bet you 50bucks I an stand here in front of the bar and piss directly into that little shotglass you gotup there behind you" bartende says:"O rly? DEAL!" The guy stands back and pisses everywhere all over everything except the glass Bartender says: "You lost pay up" The guy gives him 50 bucks while laughing hystericaly Bartend asks "Whats so funny?" guy says "Oh nothing its just I bet those guys back there 200 bucks that I could piss all over your bar and you wouldnt do shit"

HAHAH I remember when I first started drinking and I knew a place that could hook you up. I always bought mad expensive beer n what not. Now I dont even bother with fucking Bud, straight natty. Really its good, fucking love it TASTES LIKE CANDY!!!

........yeah we fucking broke up, ugh bitches, anyways Im drunk. Just thought Id let you all know. Now I wanna hear sarcastic asshole remarks so I have something to laugh at in the morning.

So I think everyone has at one time heard some wack story about Grandma Jenkins robbing a store of something. I just think old bitches get away with shit cause no one suspects them. So tonight at work one of my boys is telling me about the other day when he was fishing. Hes out wading in the water and he turns around and sees this old lady approaching some shit he had near his car. So he starts hollering at her then all of a sudden she bends down grabs this rag shitty bag that has his keys and cell in it. She waves, walks away, gets in her car, toots the horn and drives away. So I know my friend was dumb to leave his shit there but I mean what the fuck?!

Thank You alcohol for helping me not bite my tongue at times and just saying shit to my girl that I couldnt get away with sober. Thank you alcohol for allowing me to blame what I said on you, so I could get away with it. Thank You alcohol for just plain being there for me, ha. Curse you for making me do one of the dumbest things in my life...........and we'll leave it at that.

I got myself a white girl, shes so dope. Gets along with all my friends, never fights. Its fucking great. One problem shes young and still confused about what she wants and thats a big problem oh well. Enjoying the ride so far.

Now I am no drunk, lush. AA abandoner, or what ever youd like to call it but you have to say that alcohol has come to your aid or ruined something at one point or another. So say thanks for everything that the advent of alcohol has done for you. Or would you rather curse it. Thank you alcohol for..................

Seriously, what do you think is better? Better to of loved and lost or never to of loved at all?

Ok Sorry I forgot a fucking "I." No Im not 14-15! I named a few things that happened when I WAS ALIVE, sorry if they dont date all the way back when I was younger. Its just a few things that came to mind. And who gives of fuck about my damn english. Quit bullshitting and post according to the thread. You know what, just close the thread.

Yeah yeah I know DephyOne sorta beat me to the punch and hell its probably already been made before. Its just today at work we were all talking about the old shit like stuff we used to do or toys or things from our childhood. Considering some of us here are alot older than others, BUT STILL share withme here. I remeber all the crazes that came and gone. Like Mc Donalds and that damn bennie baby shit where people were just buying happy meals and trashing them just for those damn collectable toys. I think we all went through our days of Jolly Roger and the anarchist cook book, maybe even a few lost of finger or two. POWER RANGERS!! Which i for one never took part in, I was more for some DBZ HELLS YEAH.............Anyways I swear I could go on for days but I hope you all have some to contribute.

HAHA i was watching the bachlor party episode with my girlfriend one night. Dude was a fucking idiot. Non of his friends even seemed to like him, like it just looked like those poor fools were just itching for exposer giving them that second chance theyve just been dying to get. ITS NOT THERE!!!

Mostly Im the biggest asshole to girls I work with, cause really theyre nothing but a group of dumb chicks that I can be a total prick to them and yet the next day theyd still love me like it never happened. I cant even think of shit Ive said, some times I am on point perfectly with everything I say, ITS SO MUCH FUN, HA! Ummm I made a call once to the cops saying that I saw some shady characters at the local legal wall. They were just a bunch of Toys that always tried starting shit. They drove back to the wall and it was a city nature walk and all so they got screwed bad. Like everyone else Ive said dick things to kids like, no one likes you go kill yourself. I used to tell some girls at work that the nastiest kid there would toch himself at night and think of them yada yada yada..it really ruin there night at work.

I still am tying my shoelaces by doing the bunny ears, never learned the loop swoop. Fuck it Im already 1/3 way through life why learn now.

Fuck him and his retarted monkeys, hate that mother fucker. As much as Id like to get some art out in the open and make some cash, I dont want to end up being just like him and the other sell outs. So many say they wont sell out, look what happens..

very good movie I think. Night is dope. I must say there isnt anything misleading in the previews compared tot he movie like The Village. Anyone?

Over all Im a nice guy especially towards women, but ever once in a while I love to be an asshole, hell, it can be so much fucking fun. Whos worse? Ill post some after you all give some input.

I meet myself every morning in the bathroom mirror, hahah, nah just joking ummmm I seen a bunch of famous people, never met them though. I say fuck em, alot of em are just assholes and dont give a fuck about you.