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defer

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  1. Re: Motherfuckin' Surf/Garage/Psych Awesome Thread Full of Great fuck yes. this thread. i'll be back with some stuff.
  2. i threw up on the couch/booth thing of a super packed bar in los angeles last weekend. i was good to leave but as i was getting thrown out i threw up on the floor near the entrance because the people weren't moving as i tried to excuse myself and be gentlemanly about things. the bouncer was super pissed and said that he would kick my ass and call the cops if i ever came back. i waited outside smoking for a half hour and friends told me that people were slipping in the vomit. it was an awesome night.
  3. kids life is a real life grand theft auto game.
  4. sit back and watch them ruin their life. or, intervention.
  5. this site led me to this image. so it is a winner.
  6. use in-design, set up 2 or 3 different master pages and use those as templates. use paragraph styles as well to make your paragraph and text styles consistent.
  7. + not really. cologne just seems expensive and unnecessary. i have a bottle for certain occasions but to where that shit every day seems weird. then again i'm not in da clubz all day err day.
  8. I'm in the exact same situation with my girl. everything you said was exactly on point. propped.
  9. defer

    pac/cotto

    stupid fucking ref should have called it in the 11th. i had $50 in my pocket. /yesmad.
  10. i tried to drink a gallon of water a day and only lasted about a week. i've pretty much cut out soda since i got them. i've heard large amounts of red meat and generally bad diets are the main contributors to them. it is hard to cut out things like raspberry iced tea and lemonade. things that pretty much have all of the same shitty things as soda does. the doctor told me that the pain is the male equivalent to giving birth. seriously though, if that is the pain of giving birth, women are overhyping it like crazy.
  11. a few months ago i woke up with the pain of someone stabbing me in the ribs. after a trip to the e.r. i found out that i had kidney stones. take a mental note everyone: never, ever, acquire kidney stones.
  12. you need to hit your kid up with this when you want to chill out
  13. apple fritters are full of win. propped.
  14. the thing about arrested development is, there is only 3 seasons. when you get done with the 3rd season you want to keep watching it until your eyeballs fall out. i really like parks & recreation. some people really hate it because it is basically the office in a different setting. i still find it awesome though. and rashida jones...wife material.
  15. just got seasons 3 & 4 of martin on dvd. classic show.
  16. i'm thinking that i could take out a lot using methods that have already been mentioned. but if they were samoan kids i would take that number down a shitload.
  17. fucking people. my girl's little brother is deaf, super smart for his age though.
  18. meant to quote dowmagik. won't let me edit. meh.
  19. this. live octopus man, live octopus.
  20. a friend's dog as darth vader: grilling while wrapped in flammable material is not the smartest thing. friend dressed up as peewee: flexin:
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