Dear rental's sister,
i'm pretty impressed with your decision to go into a mainly male dominated career. The jokes must come fairly thick and fast. I'm sure you can use your womanly powers to hold sway over them anyway.
I'm from the uk, so if you see any funny hip hop kids that rental mentioned before, try to get a picture. I'd like to see which she's talking about.
If you like lolcats, ask rental to refer you to sneakncreep. I'm sure he'll keep you entertained on those long crossover nights.
My brain is dead, hence why this message must seem a bit garbled and nonsensical. And i havn't slept for a very, very long time.
Take care,
castro