yo, this is what you do:
cook some hashbrowns with onions, mushrooms, and any other shit you like in the pan. add hot sauce, salt, pepper, whatever will cure your cancer.
when everything is 90% done turn the heat as hot as it will go and crack some eggs into that and scramble it up.
food for the gods, son.
if you're really savage, get some toast going and stuff those eggs in between the bread and take that to go.