GuerrillaWon

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Anyone in Montreal? I was wondering the chances of landing a job there, with me being American and knowing like .0003% French. It won't be for awhile, but never the less, I am investigating. Ahh yes this might help, I am finishing up my degree, an assoc. in Bus. Admin this year, and by the time I get there I plan on knowing a lot more French.

"I wanna shave your head... I'm gonna give you a buzz cut."

Yea but c'mon, the price of getting a proper education is ridiculously right. Well that and they have poutine.

Dear Canada, I am a fan. Sincerely, GuerrillaWon P.S. I'm eventually moving to Montreal.

That's what put me on.

Speaks 10 languages. Learned the Icelandic language in 1 week. Recited Pi to the 22,514 decimal correctly to raise money for an epilepsy charity. Every number he says has a shape, color, and texture, all the way up to 10,000. He thinks 8 is round, "lots of thoughts flying around in circles intermingling with eachother." 5 is loud, shiny, bright. and friendly. Says he has no real relationship with 0, says its small and cold, and says 6 for some reason is smaller. When he was a child he says when he was depressed he'd imagine himself inside the number 6. The thing with him is he can verbally explain and articulate his savantism. Check him out. That's awesism.

Both those stories are gold. "Hurry up man we have the game at 3" "I know I know, I'm feeling real good today, triple double good!" "Got your cup?" I know, remember that? hah! That was the last time I'll forget that thing, I've got it on." "Don't forget your knife either." "It's in my cup."

He just said he was pretty sure, sheesh, relax. Anyways I backpacked China for 2 months, and the poverty is through the roof in some parts, but it's a very cool place. It was tough to adjust to certain things, the language, the toilets, having no personal space, everyone spitting everywhere, all the time, being stared at like you're an alien, the food, everyone always trying to take you for money, etc. But by the end of my trip I didn't want to leave. I'd highly recommend it. Very nice people who absolutely love Americans.

I met Bobby Bonilla today. popozao!

You're going to start wetting the bed soon.

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How'd you get that moon shot? [edit] Or rather... what'd you use?

No love for Kettiekat?

That's cool / interesting as fuck. But how does he steer it? [edit] *just saw the handlebars*

I just got a whole new setup, Ride Decade 156 Wide I think, Czar bindings, got me some S. White A-Frame's and a season pass to Stratton among other various accessories. Snowboarded for about 5 years, stopped for about 4, and am diving back in this year. I'm ready to rock.

On your drive over, throw on a face mask and pull out a knife. Rough her up a little bit, crash the car and take all her shit while you run off screaming "which would have been the better idea now?!?!?!" Walla! Guess whose taking the train next time?

Re: You just got served! Trump goeas at Rosie ahhh man Thanks.

Trumps cold blooded. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoIuJt4sM0Y

Dare me?

To go off topic even further, I don't know shit about tattoos, but I have always been a bit interested in checking out the Russian Criminal Tattoo Encyclopaedia.

Ahh good discussion. I had always thought spider webs were somehow related to or connected with a white pride mentality. With that in mind, did I just make that up, or are they related to such things?

Good effort though.