*PROTOCOL*

-Hanging out with people that aren't into ANYTHING except getting fucked up. -When I'm walking and someone in a car acts all impatient when they have to wait to turn because im crossing the street or something. Bitch your in a car and probably going to get to your destination alot faster than me. -Bartenders that sit there and bullshit for so long that it takes like 20 minutes to get a drink even when it's not busy. -All my friends that were/are only half heartedly into graff asking me for free markers year after year. -When my roommate is so drunk he pisses on the floor.

HIV, planes.

People that make an online persona based on a cheesy video game.

A strip club is a strip club, unless the strippers are wrass"lin gators or something. I want to do some things specific to the area, like a good ol fashioned lynching, or maybe even a little cross burning. Just kidding.

Whoo hoo! Im going down south in a few days. This is exciting for me because its the only region I've never been to in the us (except Texas, but thats like a different country anyways). I guess I"ll be staying on the outskirts of Baton Rouge about 30 mi. from New Orleans. Anyone familiar with this area have suggestions of awesome things to do around there? Im definately going on a swamp boat? and a river boat but I need some specifics here. AlSo WhErE Is SoMe CoO SpOtS To TaG Up AnD CaN I BuY SoMe KrInK DoWn ThErE? P.S. I'll take pictures of things for y'all, you know; boobies, drunks, gators etc....

I make decent money now, enough to live on my own and eat good, but I've also lived nice and comfortable without any gauranteed source of income. I guess nice and comfortable are matters of opinion.

^^^^^That story is funny as hell. Im 24 and still get so pissed face drunk that I end up breaking random stuff.

"Hurt" by NIN. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S37hxwveC2Q

Dont know if it's been posted. "Take on me" by A-ha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leMzjdb2WVw

O rly?

What Do you give a dead baby for christmas? A dead puppy.

Holy shit this is the most distubing joke I've ever heard......Props!

Oh yeah, "bitch".

Re: My Master's Thesis on Graffit Fuck that. I dont want people to "understand" or "respect" graffiti. That will never happen. Society will never respect destruction of private property, graffiti will always be looked down upon by society at large and I like it that way. I think its fuuny whenever theres a gallery show and the owner ends up getting pissed off at the chaos that ensues (fights, vandalism, broken bottles etc...).Thats what you get for trying to take something as wild as graffiti off the streets and into the confines of your gallery.

ULTIMATE FRISBEE! For reals.

You cant drink on the street here in Denver but you can bring a keg to the park.

What you do is tell her to wear just a belt then hit it doggystyle and have your friends bust into the room with a camera while yelling "RODEO, RODEO!" and try to hang on.

Pretty cool.

Thats because jeans suck and are too tight. They limit your range of motion. Buy Dickies instead. Or steal.Edited for economical reasons.

That ROM FOUR takes the cake for at least the next 5 pages.

Damn dude I hope your exagerrating. If not, thats a little too much info:eek:

Finish work aka browsing 12oz, homegirls b-day party, sex with the ex or sex with some new, hopefully control myself enough to avoid whiskey dick syndrome (no homo).

Re: Splinter in The Shitter Another fun thing. Next time you go to an event with balloons, take a silver permanent marker with you. go around and ask people to sign your balloon with your marker. This will make them feel special, and when the silver touches the balloon, the chemicals eat through that shit and the balloon pops in their face! Mwa ha ha!

The bird flu. Come on now people.