SPRACK ATTACK

kate moss = fucking bonkers (in a good way) kate moss on coke = even better/no brainer coke = used to be good, usually retard crap these days pete doherty = luckiest ugly dipshit alive. or ugliest lucky dipshit alive. meth = holy moly. that shits for the birds. the satanic birds. makes me cry. not kidding. i want it to go away from this planet very badly. watching woman in a state of meth psychosis repeatedly run onto a busy highway, and when confronted by the police, starts moving around like someones holding a red hot firepoke up her ass = absolutely hilarious

i think children born into poor families should be sterilized immediately upon birth.

i noticed you made at least one katrina thread. what's your location now? i'm going to new orleans this weekend to visit friends there and to kill my brain.

-white longsleeve bcg tshirt (S) worn under... -green tshirt (s) that i made with pink clouds with faces on them puking in different colors all over eachother as small rodents fall through the sky on parachutes (no joke) - purple & gold ralph lauren grosgrain striped d-ring belt - dark denim earnest sewn jeans (27, cuffed) - grey, green & pink nike hitops - red calvin kleins - fendi pour homme cologne - big ass D&G aviators albertson's preffered card, 80 mg methylphenidate, 40 mg hydrocodone, $100 check in pockets listening to goudron - art school fuckheads eating homemade cheesecake w/sliced kiwis & strawberries (21st birthday today woooooooooo) drinking silk soy milk (plain)

constantly. i can go on a bender and not bathe for like 2 days but the hands must remain immaculate.

-spongebob pajama pants -goofy (disney) tshirt -rayban wayfarers (not yet ready for daylight) -poodle slippers -morning wood haha sipping OJ w/heavy pulp frying eggwhites listening to unit moebius - radio play

ITS TRUE, NIGGAS PUT HIPHOP AND ALL THAT URBAN SHIT IN ALL KINDS OF BASKETBALL ADVERTISING, VIDEO GANES...SHOE COMMERCIALS AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT, SO BASICALLY MUTHAFUCKAS CAN ACT LIKE A NIGGA IN A COMMERCIAL FOR THE NBA, BUT NOT AT A PRESS CONFERENCE FOR THE NBA... :rolleyes: SHIT DOESN'T MAKE ANY KINDA SENSE. -JELLY Quoted post [/b] you're still totally missing the point. i dont think the comissioner of the NBA is "against youth fashion." i dont think he much gives a crap about "youth fashion." what he cares about is whether or not someone looks like a total moron when appearing in front of millions to represent this company. you guy's are having a real hard time wrapping your heads around the concept that there's a time and place for everything. grow the fuck up already. what am i saying i dont even watch televised sports im gonna go get fried.

sci fi dorks

oh yeah and im eating a nectarine

bump. dont be embarassed kids -brown modern amusement pants (27) with purple, green and cream pinstripes -brown gucci slides (as in sandals) -green ralph lauren d-ring belt -1986 new orleans jazz fest tshirt (NOT thrifted. i was there) -ninja turtles boxerbriefs -fendi pour homme cologne -plastic scapular some wierd old lady at grocery store gave me in pockets: drivers' license 40 mg methylphenidate 2 green peppermints on ipod: ceephax acid crew - 2 note safari (again)

^^i hope youre joking

my checking account number begins with 666. fucking lame.

man seeking's really starting to wise up. i never thought i'd say this, but i'm impressed. haha.

wow. i wish i could bitch about too much globetrotting.

group of five. awesome variety, TWO ASIAN/AUSTRALIAN GIRLS, available meds, guys to complain/relate to when the girls are being cunts, cheaper rent, need i go on

yellow & black onitsuka tigers black lacoste socks earnest sewn dark denim jeans (26 waist ballbusters) black miu miu belt yellow tshirt (s) w/black legowelt graphic (stolen from a flyer) black fred perry track jacket w/white trim neon green wristband from crappy nightclub small silver rosary (bought @ vatican, blessed by pope jp2, then customized/desecrated) lacoste pour homme cologne freshly buzzed head in pockets: debit card $55 cash 2 orange butterflies (methylenedioxymethamphetamine) 2 2-bars listening to legowelt: ricky ramjet eating oreos

telling guys how ugly their girlfriends are telling grls how stupid they look and making them cry pissing in cups under tables and letting it cool off and trying to get people to "DRINK THIS BEER" ramming porches w/car climbimng trees last weekend while out sloshing im pretty sure this midget i know who drives this big crazy astro van pickpocketed me

i go back to the EXACT place that dude is talking about every time i hit like 4 nitrous balloons at once. :nut:

totally gay flamboyant awesomeness

fuck salvia. fuck smoking plants altogether. i worked at a nursery one summer where we had tons of salvia. i took some, dried it and tried it and whoooooooo baby was i disappointed. fuck all "legal herb" or all herb for that matter. just stick to manmade substances and you know youre in for a spracktastic night.

this is sooooooooo colorado....crocs and nalgenes. nalgenes are cool though.

these are the dumbest fucking things ever. GUESS WHAT THEY'RE GARDENING CLOGS!!! seriously that's what they're intended for