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stevefrench

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  1. insides are my faveourite try and hit them atleast a few times a week havent ever caught any of them ever again in servace though, just the buffed panels but it sure looks like they had a hell of a time removeing some of them :yuck:
  2. i think thats acctualy perv...but im not sure, i dont think its peru INP though that panel has been sitting in the via rail yard since it was painted(and im almost positive its still there) :haha:
  3. no doubt some of these have been seem plenty of times before..but uh..heres some :burn:
  4. PORN ive always wanted to watch porn in surround sound :(
  5. ITS TRUE i was thinking of this the other day aswell tupac is the new elvis
  6. allright i need some computer help/advice/info/whatnot.. im wondering what i would need to make my desktop computer work wirelessly..ive already got a wireless router that i used for a laptop, but what would i need to make my desktop computer work wirelessly from said router? i hate having this thing stuck in the location it is now
  7. ive got one of those for my hard tail....that thing would cause alot of body damge if swung at a car full force
  8. blood type - B shoe size - 12 ...old enough to be in a porno film
  9. parents bought me one of these... its pretty nice, its got a cable feed so i can watch t.v. on it (hence the remote) as well as an ipod dock attachment on the top...id rather have money though
  10. ringtones are the reason i keep my cellphone on vibrate i hate them
  11. nexopia sucks ...............alot
  12. took the words out of my mouth
  13. :haha: i scrolled past this post right as he said that.
  14. i got banned from there a wile ago for spaming :haha:
  15. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5...292&q=explosion http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6...932&q=explosion
  16. Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, dont be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat. Chuck Norris once had sex with a polar bear, with his orgasm he created the third ice-age, which is also known as the second coming of the robotic Vin Diesel. Rumor has it that the semen from Chuck Norris six-foot wang can cure leukemia, especially in small children. Chuck Norris consumes 87 cans of mayonnaise in a week. Chuck Norris invented water. Chuck Norris is the leading cause of childhood obesity in America. Chuck Norriss dick is so big, it has its own Dick. And Chuck Norriss Dicks dick is bigger than your dick. Chuck Norris will never fully be male nor female. Doctors once asked him which he preferred. He gave them an ad for a Total Gym. Chuck Norris once boned the Mona Lisa, which is why she smiles. Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldnt find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour and a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, Always leave things the way you found em! One time while sparring with wolverine, Chuck Norris accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter. Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the Blue Ringed Octopus of Eastern Australia, is the most venomous creature on Earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: Fever, Blurred Vision, Beard Rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield. Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalkers father. Chuck Norris did not shoot the deputy or the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the crap out of both of them. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, he simply changes the actual spelling of it. Chuck Norris has never given anyone the finger. However, it is believed that the event could flatten landscape within a 30-mile radius. Rick James did not die. He got killed by Chuck Norris after he roundhouse kicked him and yelled "I'M CHUCK NORRIS BITCH!" Few people know that President Jimmy Carter appointed Chuck Norris as Secretary of Awesome in 1978. This cabinet level position was later rescinded in 1981 after Norris refused to give up his title. As well as being an actor, martial artist, and poet, Chuck Norris is also a world-renowned physicist. It was in this capacity that he once had a disagreement about steady-state theory with Stephen Hawking. Hence the Wheelchair. Chuck Norris owns the greatest Poker Face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 World Series of Poker despite him holding just a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoly card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green ..4 card from the game UNO. While walking on water in the Pacific Ocean, Chuck Norris ran into his friend Katrina, and she tried to seduce him. Chuck was not pleased about this, so he round house kicked her into New Orleans. Chuck Norris knows how to cure AIDS, but will only reveal the solution if Ralph Macchio is publicly executed.
  17. fuck the police - n.w.a i thought i had more :(
  18. macaroni pictures have never done me wrong.
  19. i get those too...havent had one for a wile but i get them every now and again...
  20. :haha: i love that .gif as for whacking off at work, i have never tryed it. tried? i dont know..im drunk as fuck
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