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fuckin' nom NOM son!

Re: Fucking Favorite Flickr Flicks brain hemorrhage (peach schnapps, bailey's, grenadine)

Granted, but you had to get hair plugs to have it. You have now contracted Graft-versus-host disease and your plugs are sucking all your nourishment out of your body causing your big guts to eat your little guts. Good luck getting a coffin in one piece! I wish I had a taxidermy ram head to mount on my wall.

if your screen name is the french version of 2legit2quit -yoooou got me.

What does it mean when there is oil in your coolant reservoir? spark plugs have been checked, and there isnt water in the engine... The car isnt over heating ... wtf is wrong?

how do you get involved in this package exchange game?

My BB: Holly Dog

On the other hand, I love it when a girl starts laughing hysterically due to an orgasm. I've done that plenty of times and it's always after intense oral sex. YES!

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WHERE do you find men like this?!? :D :D :confused:

Re: Motherfuckin' Surf/Garage/Psych Awesome Thread Full of Great I dont know if this is too gay for this thread and it doesnt fit here. Im pretty sure it doesnt ... I think I just did it wrong

I live with three other people. I scrub those fucking floors like Cinderella, on my hands and knees (they sparkle after that). I keep telling them we should enforce the "shoes off at the door" policy but they always blew me off. One of my roommates was home and actually took part in this lovely chore; he finally agreed to try the shoes off thing. Now if I could just get to the other two...:mad:

anyone have any good vegetarian recipes that are easy? My roommate is getting really bored with the things he's making himself. I figured I'd ask here since they've been taste tested. I gave him my veggie cook book but everything in there looks disgusting.

This is extremely sound advice.

uno mas "... So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."-Mark Twain

Work as if you were to live a hundred years. Pray as if you were to die tomorrow. - Franklin, Benjamin

“show the moon to the fool, he will look at the finger”-? "Stay hungry, stay foolish" -? " I went to wipe something off my face, but it was the floor..." -?

There is still hope

Shes a selfish bitch,she wanted to have her cake and eat it too. I cant stand people like this. You have to just fuck and fly out of there if you don't "do relationships". Not all this cutesy "oh lets pretend to be married at fucking Ikea" shit. She knew how he felt. She should have known what a mess it would become and just found another dick to ride. Zooey still wins irl though.

Were your eyes open during the movie? Shes a cunt. PERIOD