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Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Kurt Suzuki, Thanks for knocking the bottom out of that bitch in the bottom of the 9th. 3-B 2-S 1-0, pitcher damaged his catcher, then we scored our winning run. OAAAAKLAAAAAAND -T00Legit

Are you sitting on your pink throne?

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear sourdough toast, Imma eat cheeeew. ruv -A 2L2Q

Always ask the Desantis family...

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear edoggg, "oooh noooooo" feelings of better be upon you. -A

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear elevator car 3, nigga, why you slippin? Fuck you mean falling to the 4th floor when we were almost to the 5th? And then going out of service with me in it?! no -A Dear English man, I'm sorry for not staying calm, cool, and collected in said elevator car. Fuck 'em, we'll take the stairs. Learn lots in your C.A.B meeting little guy. -A

You know how long I've been searching for that. You also KNOW you're going to have to watch the trilogy with me, right? yeeeeah buddy :D

Finally found it.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Edawg, Great minds my friend, great minds. -triz Dear ridiculously good looking man at Blue Bottle Coffee, You are incredibly good looking. I rike you. You make me go all "hurrr drr drr" when I order my coffee. Hot and bothered -Twamp

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear edoggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg, Kick dog < Kick roommates girlfriend What say thee brethren? -trop

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear roommates girlfriend, Please, for my sanity, shut the fuck up. Stop talking to your dog in a constant high pitch voice. Its like nails on a chalk board. Killing me octave by octave -2Legit

Eating a Cara Cara orange. addicted to vitamin C right now.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Gordito Ralphalito, ¿Qué esto acerca de usted todavía es un contratista? When you go to get your badge drop by the office say "hi". Glad to know a fellow oontzer is on the way over! Cross your fingers they dont find our kind out and shut it down at work. los zapatos lejos = all day. /differentcitycoworkers -El Tromp

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear ex Sun employee new Oracle hire, Please don't bother asking me questions about your new number if you're going to repeatedly interrupt me with things like, "I guess I don't care if you just don't know" and shaking your head. Listen to my words bitch, and you will find that I do in fact KNOW the answers to your questions. Its my fucking job. Fuck you, and your ''personal line" questions. Oh dear god, he's coming back..... -Tromplomp

Re: ANIMATED GIF HALL OF FAME SUPERTHREAD

:D y.e.s.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-T96lTEJos One of the best covers I've ever heard. I fucking hate the original song but they flipped it.

Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear roommate, You're a fucking asshole. At your age and for as many months we've been paying on this lease how do you "forget" that rent is due on the first. You are quite the bitch to have to borrow money to cover rent from your father. Get a fucking checking account and grow up dick. Thanks, 2legit P.S. STOP sticking your grubby ass hands on my food, stealing cut up ingredients and saying "lemme get a bite" I fucking hate you. <3

Re: a tranny gave me a blowjob last night umad?

Re: a tranny gave me a blowjob last night Dow, how about this one?

and to all the dog lovers: you think your dog loves you? open the front door and find out. :P I have, she always comes home. I would see your point if the animal was mistreated or if it was a feral animal that someone has tried to make into a house pet. But domesticated animal slaves? I don't know bro, I think it would be a little harsh to kick my dog to the curb and say "see ya, fend for yourself". I don't know what kind of animal treatment you've seen but my dog lives the life. There is always someone home with her, goes on walks, has a tons of toys to play with, constant lovin, treats, birthday cakes. I don't know, you're argument isn't valid to me. Try this: I'll alter your quote to include other situations wherein someone/something who loves me (or you) would still exit an open door; "and to all the ________ lovers: you think your __________ loves you? open the front door and find out." Now fill those blanks in with anything/anyone with a low mental capacity. If they leave it doesn't mean they thought it through, they were most likely overcome with an overwhelming sensation. once out, that doesn't mean they wouldn't be back.